make up a lie

[Adamridge79]

That was years ago...I logically knew there was no minutare emu running around. Still tried to catch the little ****** though

 

[Finished]

I used to paint my face pale white, slip into a local female nurse training clinic, keep my body rigid, and pretend to be a resuscitation dummy.

 

[user 188685]

I was a body builder

 

[Finished]

I just bought a brand new Jeep Gladiator. It only cost me $78,000. What a steal!

 

[user 188685]

I'm so looking forward to the future.

 

[Cherubino]

I am not the Messiah, I'm a very naughty boy

 

[Finished]

I am God's gift to women. Ha! ha!

 

[user 188685]

I can read people's minds

 

[TheSkaFish]

Elon Musk was my homeboy, back in the 90s. He was fresh off the boat, he used to sell weed for me, and fetch me random things. For that reason I'd call him "Gopher", as well as the fact that he resembled a large rodent. He hated it.

He'd always be mumbling something like, "Someday I'll be the king of Mars, and you'll be sorry Ska! Seth Efrica."

And I'd say "Yeah sure, Gopher. Go get me a 40 of Olde English."

 

[user 188644]

I'm happy

 

[Sunless Sky]

I am a functioning, contributing member of society.

 

[Finished]

The economy is starting to turn around and everybody is going to benefit from it.

 

[Finished]

Global Warming is going to power the world in the next few decades.

 

[user 188644]

I got my **** together today.

 

[Finished]

Air travel is the most environmentally friendly way to get from one place to another.

 

[user 188685]

the world will get better soon.

 

[Finished]

The underwater conveyor belt will NEVER stop even with all the ice cold water getting dumped into the oceans from the melting Ice Sheets. That will also have no effect on anything else.

https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/ocean-conveyor-belt

 

[user 188644]

The underwater conveyor belt will NEVER stop even with all the ice cold water getting dumped into the oceans from the melting Ice Sheets. That will also have no effect on anything else.

https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/ocean-conveyor-belt

The earth is 4.5 billion years old we can't do any harm.

 

[user 188522]

I am always happy.

 

[user 188644]

The earth is 4.5 billion years old we can't do any harm.

This was also supposed to be part of make up a lie