my only friend is my ****

[HC22]

Stop playing with your " Antonio " and find a girl ( a sober one ), she can give you a type of satisfaction that "Antonio" could never give you. ( and I'm not even talking about *** ), but i think you alredy realized it or you wouldn't have even written that post.
So ... good luck !

 

[Sci-Fi]

Why do so many women call their "toys" Bob? A friend of mine called her's Bob too, then Bob II when she had to buy a new one. Couldn't even give it a different name.

 

[Jilted John]

Bob II! Hahahaha!

 

[MadMonkè]

lol bob loblaw

 

[Ak5]

Hahaha! I got to get an inflatable doll!

I think Ak5 would rent you his

I have a complete catalog.

You Rock buddy.

Thanks.

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Bob. :O

 

[tangerinedream]

Why do so many women call their "toys" Bob? A friend of mine called her's Bob too, then Bob II when she had to buy a new one. Couldn't even give it a different name.

BOB = battery-operated boyfriend. ;-)

 

[Blue_Eyed_Symphony]

Nah...I've upgraded.
My new little buddy is Fred.

 

[IgnoredOne]

Nah...I've upgraded.
My new little buddy is Fred.

A superior BoB.

 

[Unwanted94]

I think this is why *** toys were invented.

 

[SophiaGrace]

I don't even have a ****.

*starts crying*

...oh wait i have a ******. Hmm. That works.

 

[Among the Sleep]

My **** always tells me I'm too clingy and he needs space.

 

[SkuzzieMuff]

C'mon milton. If you're really as attractive as that picture you shared with us, you should wash that piss stain off your face, get a new ******* haircut, and get out there. Who cares if they're drunk, they're more willing to do the freaky **** you like when they're that way.

Threads like this make me realize I'm doing things all wrong. Why haven't I gone strictly lesbian yet? What the hell am I doing wasting my time with such disgusting creatures? If you've got your ***** as your best friend, why do you need a girl anyway? There is a lesbian revolution brewing, you better watch out.

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THANKS, ALL. Now I'm getting lesbian ads, ALREADY. XD

 

[JasonM]

Thanks for the laugh. Although I don't know why so many are naming their genitalia. I hope your not waiting for it to start talking to you.

 

[user 139760]

Well, this was an interesting read.

Jacob salutes you

 

[UglyLoser]

This is strangely confusing.