Non Sequitur Thread

[Badjedidude]

My keyboard keys looks less and less like perfect squares as time goes by.

 

[mintymint]

Actually, VC was born to post on this thread

 

[Badjedidude]

Why is it a compliment to be called "sharp as a tack?"

 

[mintymint]

I like cold food. Why do people need to eat things that are so damned piping hot!?

 

[Badjedidude]

Let's explore the word, "pen."

The word is found in the word, "pencil," which is a long writing utinsel full of graphite/lead. It is also found in the word, "pen," which by itself generally refers to a long writing utensil that uses ink as a means of lubricative physical recording. The word is also found in the word, "penis," which is a sexual organ used by a man to write his genetic history upon the women he encounters.

Is it coincidence?

I don't think so.

 

[mintymint]

^^^ I'm having a touch of writer's block as of late. Uh-oh, that was related to the previous post

 

[Badjedidude]

THIS guy can cure all problems:

Smilin' Bob ftw.

 

[mintymint]

Waterfowl are able to walk, fly, and swim. THEY should be at the top of the food chain, not us.

 

[Badjedidude]

What's the deal with cheerios? You eat them, but they don't always make you happy!

 

[mintymint]

 

[Badjedidude]

I never did like the Smurfs. Little blue rats.

I needs my unobtanium.

 

[Danielle]

Mac and cheese is prob. one of the best things ever created....

 

[dead]

cheeese cheese cheeeese. totally unacceptable!

 

[EveWasFramed]

Cat oil is good for shining tubas.

 

[mintymint]

Some people blush at the drop of a hat

 

[EveWasFramed]

Some cats dont produce oil.

 

[mintymint]

Somebody should go to bed.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I like ice cubes.

 

[Badjedidude]

Humans don't sleep. They recharge.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Batteries are for wimps.
Eat more fromage.