Ode to The Most Interesting Man

[MissGuided]

- If opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits.

- He gave his father, 'the talk'.

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Nails get punctured by him...

 

[MissGuided]

lol....oh Irony, thou art a fickle bitch.

 

[user 108508]

- He celebrates Cinco de Mayo on May 2nd....because he can.

- His dog can make you sit.

- He once took a weekend getaway to space.

- He reached Nirvana, because he had a free afternoon.

 

[Badjedidude]

--He infects viruses.

--He won the dating game. Eighteen times.

--The lottery numbers choose him.

 

[user 108508]

^ *giggle* I missed this!

- His shower singing is some of the best R&B around.

- He knows the word, 'uncle' in 213 languages. But, he has never said, 'uncle'.

- He once played quarterback in an actual armchair.

 

[Badjedidude]

-He is the only man who knows the Bush's baked beans secret family recipe.

-He doesn't sit on chairs -- they adhere themselves to his backside.

-He refuses to compete professionally in golf. It would be unfair to the other players.

 

[Blue Bob]

People sneeze near him just for his blessing.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Hah, I like that. Good one.

 

[user 108508]

~ Par is determined by his worst score.

~ He can eat soup with chopsticks.

 

[Badjedidude]

-How many Most Interesting Men does it take to change a lightb... oh forget it. They change themselves in his presence.

-Rumor has it that he once argued both sides of a Supreme Court case... and won.

 

[Blue Bob]

When he donates blood monthly the menstrual cycle of local women sync up with his donations. If he skips a month, EPT’s sell out at the local pharmacies.

 

[user 108508]

~ He accurately judges books by their cover. Even e-books.

~ People have earned a commission simply by introducing him.

 

[Outcast]

(Not sure if these have been used)

- If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

- He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

- He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

 

[user 108508]

^ I don't think so! But, wouldn't matter even if they had, I always think they're funny.

~ He once allowed a snake to bite him, just to prove that laughter is the best medicine.

~ Bikers walk their motorcycles past his house.

~ His former landlord uses him as a reference.

~ He has made diamonds from peer pressure alone.

 

[Outcast]

^ I don't think so! But, wouldn't matter even if they had, I always think they're funny.

Same here. I think it takes a certain person to laugh at a "The Most Interesting Man" joke. Not everyone thinks they're funny. Kinda similar to a Chuck Norris joke.



-His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

-When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value

-He bowls overhand.

 

[user 108508]

^Oh, I love the Chuck-isms! We should start a Chuck thread, too, lol.

 

[Outcast]

^^^ Haha I was thinking the same thing. An "Ode to Chuck Norris" thread would be funny.

 

[user 108508]

^done!

~ His point of view is panoramic.

 

[user 108508]

~ He's never had to use, 'Ctrl+Z'.