Ode to The Most Interesting Man

[Blue Bob]

When in Rome, they do as he does.

 

[user 108508]

~ A woman once left him her phone number via a crop circle.

~ The Raven quoth him.

 

[Outcast]

The circus ran away to join him

Bear hugs are what he gives bears

He once brought a knife to a gunfight... just to even the odds

 

[user 108508]

~ Drafting kickers in the first round works in his favor.

~ There’s nothing he can’t unclasp with one hand.

~ Women leave the seat up for him.

 

[Outcast]

Two of my favorite threads are on a comeback, oh yeah.


- He is allowed to talk about the fight club

- He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle

 

[user 108508]

^lol - I knew you would be pleased.

~ He’s convinced Europeans that American football is the real football.

~ Twerking is not in his repertoire.

~ His selfies are done on canvas.

 

[user 108508]

~ He has inside jokes with complete strangers.

~ He receives mail on Sunday.

 

[Magalie]

Not sure if these were posted before.

- Roses stop to smell him.

- When he looks through the forest… The trees see him.

- The reason his picture isn’t on money is because he said it would “de-value his image”.

- Jesus walked on water, he swam on land.