Penis Size

[IVIZ]

The internet is at your fingertips man : )

But I'm not going to argue with it being true, Its mostly BS. Yeah, feeding the fears of men about their below average dicks. Funneling them down a few clicks and pages for them to purchase some crap that will do nothing for them.

But still, when the heck will you find a accurate chart about a non-well talked about topic. Not every guy in the world is going to confess their true size.

Lol that's what I thought. But why post it if you know it's crap? lol oh well.

Third paragraph... thats why.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Lol I just wouldn't have posted it at all, but alright. Heh

 

[Wandering stranger]

I seem to have a hard time inserting my erect penis into the cardboard tube part of a regular toilet paper.

What... the... ****...

What's creepy about that is that I can't for the life of me imagine why the hell you'd be sticking your penis into a cardboard toilet paper tube in the first place.

Pornstar test, it was in a maxim back then when maxim was brand spankin new, I tried it out afterwards and no I cannot enter a cardboard tube.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

The obsession of a mans penis size is countered by the obsession with a woman's breast size. The shallow will find their way to the shallow (Big busted women will find the big dicks) and those who don't care will find those who don't care.

Two questions as I try to figure out what you're saying here:

1. Who, exactly, is obsessed with breast size, men or women?

2. Are you trying to suggest that women with large breasts are shallow?

 

[Moaninglonewolf]

One thing that boggles my mind about this whole lenght thing is that if the penis increases in size when put to use frequently or vice versa. You know like muscles developing through regular exercise or the brain capacity increasing if you learn new things constantly.

Or could it be that just like doing yoga and stretching your body gets you taller, stretching and flexing your penis makes it bigger in time?

Or could it be that I'm an expert at talking BS about any subject???

 

[Badjedidude]

One thing that boggles my mind about this whole lenght thing is that if the penis increases in size when put to use frequently or vice versa. You know like muscles developing through regular exercise or the brain capacity increasing if you learn new things constantly.

Constant sexual activity will not continually increase the size of the penis. When a man first begins having sex or being sexual, however, there is a certain amount of growth as dormant hormones are activated... and not just during puberty.

So yes, there is SOME growth possible during awakening sexual activity, but it's not like you could bang 40 chicks a day and become MASSIVE. It's more like a final step in maturation of your genitalia that occurs only once you begin to use those genitalia for actual intercourse.

 

[Electric_Fusilier]

Dunno about size, but I can make mine wag up and down by itself.

Not sure if that's a rare talent, though - like being able to wiggle your ears - or if every guy can do it. I guess now would be the time to find out!

 

[sadface]

i can do that too

i just assumed every guy could o-o

 

[Badjedidude]

I think every can, myself included, as long as they still have the muscles above and below the penis still intact.

 

[Electric_Fusilier]

Ah well. Not such a unique talent then.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^ Awww, don't feel bad. I'm sure there are plenty of talents you could learn with your penis that I couldn't do! lol

 

[eris]

The other day my naked husband rushed in the bedroom and yelled

"HEY ! I made it look like Florida!!!"

*shakes head*

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Haha what the hell? I'm trying to think of how that's even possible!

 

[eris]

Its just the way it naturally hangs there. lol.


He also did this thing where he pretended there was a string on it and tugged it to the right, and it moves to the right, and then tugged the pretend string to the left and it went to the left. ( slightly, he doesnt have total control of it obviously)

We have WAY too much time on our hands.

 

[Nina]

Ah well. Not such a unique talent then.

Look at it this way, if you ever broke both arms you could shove a mitten on it and still wave in a neighborly fashion to folks passing you on the street....That would be raising the bar on unique...as long as you didn't get arrested.

 

[Sean]

Dunno about size, but I can make mine wag up and down by itself.

Not sure if that's a rare talent, though - like being able to wiggle your ears - or if every guy can do it. I guess now would be the time to find out!

I can wiggle my ears.

@Nina . . . . . oh my . . .

 

[Electric_Fusilier]

Ah well. Not such a unique talent then.

Look at it this way, if you ever broke both arms you could shove a mitten on it and still wave in a neighborly fashion to folks passing you on the street....That would be raising the bar on unique...as long as you didn't get arrested.

Hmmm. You know, I'm thinking of getting a yo-yo. New hobby...

 

[Nina]

Ah well. Not such a unique talent then.

Look at it this way, if you ever broke both arms you could shove a mitten on it and still wave in a neighborly fashion to folks passing you on the street....That would be raising the bar on unique...as long as you didn't get arrested.

Hmmm. You know, I'm thinking of getting a yo-yo. New hobby...

Dandy idea!! Just be careful when you're, "walkin the dog" that you don't, "walk that wave-able mitten off"

 

[Badjedidude]

@_@ These sexual innuendos are beginning to make TOO MUCH sense. hehe

 

[sadface]

this thread is getting oddly homoerotic