My god, that looks fantastic; I'd eat it all up (nom nom nom), lick the plate, then eat the plate, and breathe all the air in it was contained in. Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
Oh sure, greased up napkins with scrambled eggs everywhere, at least with my awesome gloves you can.. kind of.. shove it in your mouth while reading something interesting!
I was just out with my daughter...ordered chicken salad. I came fried instead of grilled so I asked for just a garden salad. Idiot still charged me for a chicken salad.