"I'm essentially a troubleshooter. And trouble happens to come in all forms and sizes and sometimes also in the form of people. That doesn't mean you can't shoot them. Principally we can say there is no amount of trouble that cannot be resolved by shooting it."
Someone asked me to teach them how to hack recently. If I had any idea how these newfangled devil boxes worked, I assume this is an approximation of what that would entail. I am much better at doing so with potatoes.