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[Aisha]

Not related but' ..I could of sworn..'
 
Are you ill?

 

[user 115627]

Not related but' ..I could of sworn..'
 
Are you ill?

(Look again...in case you weren't just deliberately obtuse.)

No, that wasn't today's image of course:

 

[bleed_the_freak]

This thread cheers me up daily.

 

[Aisha]

Not related but' ..I could of sworn..'
 
Are you ill?

(Look again...in case you weren't just deliberately obtuse.)

'..layers of irony..'

 

[user 115627]

I got nothing specific today and I'm to lazy too look. Take this:

[contemporary political satire]

 

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[DarkSelene]

^ First time I see this one in English. Nice. haha

 

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[bleed_the_freak]

^ lol

 

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[user 130057]

I'm more concerned by the fact that this microwave thinks it's better than us. A simple 'ding!' not good enough for you? No, you've arbitrarily decided to actually inform us that our food is ready... *******!

 

[user 115627]

I'm more concerned by the fact that this microwave thinks it's better than us. A simple 'ding!' not good enough for you? No, you've arbitrarily decided to actually inform us that our food is ready... *******!

Are you saying your mom also ding'd at you when meals were ready? Those ****** machines, having the gall to use words...instead of grunts and high-pitched noises.

 

[user 130057]

I'm more concerned by the fact that this microwave thinks it's better than us. A simple 'ding!' not good enough for you? No, you've arbitrarily decided to actually inform us that our food is ready... *******!

Are you saying your mom also ding'd at you when meals were ready? Those ****** machines, having the gall to use words...instead of grunts and high-pitched noises.

Ah, but the microwave is presumably outputting some kind of sound prior to the words. It's insinuating that we're too simple-minded to interpret the point of the ding.

Should said microwave be in cahoots with my phone, then I wish to acknowledge the above as humour and offer a hand of friendship to our organically challenged friends...

... please don't kill me.

 

[user 115627]

I'm more concerned by the fact that this microwave thinks it's better than us. A simple 'ding!' not good enough for you? No, you've arbitrarily decided to actually inform us that our food is ready... *******!

Are you saying your mom also ding'd at you when meals were ready? Those ****** machines, having the gall to use words...instead of grunts and high-pitched noises.

Ah, but the microwave is presumably outputting some kind of sound prior to the words. It's insinuating that we're too simple-minded to interpret the point of the ding.

Should said microwave be in cahoots with my phone, then I wish to acknowledge the above as humour and offer a hand of friendship to our organically challenged friends...

... please don't kill me.

Can we be certain about this? Maybe it will transmit the message directly into our brains. Having the words echo inside our skulls will certainly be an apt demonstration of its impending and inevitable future superiority.

...Skynet will have sent its regards.

It's a mere coincidence this comic deals with machinery yet again. Trust me. Trust them.

 

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