At the risk of turning this thread into Colster's disasters with women, I do have another weird story.
Me and my wingman and stage partner, had gone to Birmingham, some club or social group's Christmas party, and we were there to entertain.
I pulls a punter, spent the night in her hotel. And for the next couple of weeks, it became a regular thing. There wasn't much else to our encounters, other than sex.
After a few weeks, it's clearly going nowhere. Yes, phenomenal sex, but nothing but sex. (Dear reader, I do apologise for any disturbing mental images).
So, I ended it, badly. Yes, I did it by text. It was short and blunt. Words to the effect of "It's not working for me. I don't think we should see each other again."
I know that's not the way it should be done, but I really didn't think it was anything serious, especially with my on stage reputation.
She, needless to say, did not take it well. Scorned doesn't even scratch the surface. She took to every social media platform, emailed pubs and venues, canvassed bike clubs and anyone who couldn't run away. She intended to have me killed if I didn't go back to her.
My wingman and I, we're getting messages from people we had never heard of, from places we'd never been, insisting that I go back to her, else we would be hurt, and not necessarily by her, if you know what I mean.
Now that psycho, I can remember her face, as she did regularly attend events at which we would be entertaining. And, she's always nice, acts like nothing has ever happened.