Shipster0958
Well-known member
It's tax free weekend, and I guess it brings out the crazies.
I lost my damn mind and went to Wal-Mart this afternoon. Being sensitive to the fact that the parking lot is busy and full of morons driving their huge stupid cars, I checked mirrors everywhere and slowly eased out of my space, breaking with each inch to look. I was being overly cautious if anything.
I saw a woman and a baby walking, but they were on the other side of the aisle. I even gave them a wave like "go ahead" while I waited for them to walk up a bit more. Once they were up a little further, I started to inch out again.
Suddenly, I hear this pounding on the back of my car. I look back and I see a man standing there. He was punching the back of my car. Like he would punch a person. Over and over and over.
So, I stepped out of my car with my pepper spray keychain, prepared to take care of this situation. This tiny man runs up to me and begins yelling that I almost hit his baby. I assume he was talking about the woman and baby that I signaled to walk on across the aisle.
I look at him completely puzzled, and he starts punching my car again! I showed him my pepper spray and told him to get lost. His wife was just standing there with their child and is just watching this guy completely lose his marbles.
He realized he was going to get sprayed I presume, so he flips off my car of like 10 times rapid fire and yells "Peace-easy." They went into Wal-Mart.
What the hell just happened to me?
I lost my damn mind and went to Wal-Mart this afternoon. Being sensitive to the fact that the parking lot is busy and full of morons driving their huge stupid cars, I checked mirrors everywhere and slowly eased out of my space, breaking with each inch to look. I was being overly cautious if anything.
I saw a woman and a baby walking, but they were on the other side of the aisle. I even gave them a wave like "go ahead" while I waited for them to walk up a bit more. Once they were up a little further, I started to inch out again.
Suddenly, I hear this pounding on the back of my car. I look back and I see a man standing there. He was punching the back of my car. Like he would punch a person. Over and over and over.
So, I stepped out of my car with my pepper spray keychain, prepared to take care of this situation. This tiny man runs up to me and begins yelling that I almost hit his baby. I assume he was talking about the woman and baby that I signaled to walk on across the aisle.
I look at him completely puzzled, and he starts punching my car again! I showed him my pepper spray and told him to get lost. His wife was just standing there with their child and is just watching this guy completely lose his marbles.
He realized he was going to get sprayed I presume, so he flips off my car of like 10 times rapid fire and yells "Peace-easy." They went into Wal-Mart.
What the hell just happened to me?
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