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Have job, obtain woman: it's a nice easy trick.
But a better and easier way is to have a large dick.
 
^^^

You must be mistaken, if that is all true.
In porn, women love big peepees in their poo! :O
 
It's all poop jokes with you, isn't it?
Besides, all that matters is stroking her...vast intelligence.
 
Don't bring that poor soul into this careless debacle.
Here, have a nice luscious cake with treacle.

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I told you already, Rabbit, I'll have money by Friday,
Then I'll get coffee and a woman, doing it my way.
 
Yummy cakes and giant dicks can't do everything.
What a woman really wants is a sparkling diamond ring.
 
As a woman, I'm hurt - I'm not that simplistic!
You'll find I'm the least materialistic.

(and what the **** does a diamond ring do, anyway?...istic.)
 
Yet I'm sure if given a choice between gold or magnificent loins-
Every time you're asked, you'll choose the coins.
 
Thirteen inches and diamonds: quite a tall order.
She'll just have to settle for me not being a hoarder.
 
Please don't take this to mean that I'm balking,
But can't too much attention be stalking?
 

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