The rhyming couplet thread

[Badjedidude]

You seem to be extremely confused.
Are you sure you didn't buy your brain used?

 

[Drama]

At least of brains she has some,
while you, my friend, you have none.

 

[Edward W]

So this thread, I must think of a rhyme?
Nahh, forget it. I just don't have the time.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

So, you're that guy who makes the cool gifs?
You should make one of me. (Yeah - don't be a stiff!)

 

[Bob Arctor]

So Rabbit, I have begged and borrowed,
How much to make my coffee tomorrow?

 

[Badjedidude]

Dude, get off yo butt and make your own brew.
Stop expecting rabbits to do it all for you.

 

[Bob Arctor]

But Rabbit made coffee would be exceptionally nice,
Is it so wrong to want enablers for my caffeine vice?

 

[Badjedidude]

I can't disagree that rabbit coffee would taste good.
Whereas brew from others would taste like... um... wood.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Do you speak of the wood that comes from a tree,
Or rather that from which it is difficult to pee?

 

[Seraphina25]

Perhaps you're inner floozie would quite like a cup of tea?
There's nothing else quite like it as I think good folk agree!

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And apparently I've posted that many pages far too late,
Oh bother, I know bad timekeeping is something rabbits hate!

 

[swirlturtle]

I dont think i could add anything of importance
To this thread needing of good substance

 

[Drama]

I am sure that what you havve to say is important enough.
Truth, I swear: this is neither an attempt to fool you or to bluff.

 

[Wayfarer]

Alas, my mind is conflicted.
I surely hope to this thread I won't become addicted!

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

mintymint is made of mints,
But not refreshing, take the hint!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Minty minty minty minty
mintymint is very linty

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

Rabbit, oh so very pretty,
Almost as cute as a kitty

 

[Wayfarer]

Oh, please don't mention even a kitten,
lest I be thoroughly smitten!

 

[mintymint]

Threads like this are best left in the past
The compulsion to rhyme never lasts

 

[Wayfarer]

True. We should try something new,
as to avoid having any rue.

How about we change the meter a bit?
so maybe someone else might show their wit.

Just continuing like this
might not be entertaining
but surely not paining
either. I hope nothing is amiss.

What do you think?
I hope I didn't make your spirits sink.

 

[mintymint]

You've authored so many lines
Where does one find the time?