The rhyming couplet thread

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Neither toffee nor blood do I have in my mouth
If I had any cash I'd prob'ly order out.

 

[Barbaloot]

I have no idea what to do,
so I shall go upstairs to take a poo.



(how's that? )

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Lovely, barbapoo, my dear,
Such beautiful rhymes make my eyes tear
(cry2)

 

[Bob Arctor]

Oh look, it appears the damn has burst,
I'm glad I wasn't eating when Barb said that, that's the worst. Dx

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Pfft, don't be such a prude
I've written things ten times more crude.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Crude is fine when recounting a fable,
But please don't cry feces at the dinner table.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Talk of feces, guts, and vomit--
I've never been grossed out from it.

 

[Bob Arctor]

I just watched a film of slimy alien gore,
To be honest, the plot left me wanting more.

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It wasn't so much that it lacked direction,
But in the end there were less answers than questions.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I really don't like watching gore as much as I will write it;
Seeing gore will jar one's brain, too powerless to fight it.

(But reading horror, I will say, in one more bonus rhyme,
Can only be as horrific as allowed by one's own mind.)

 

[flaneur]

If Youtube, Twitter and Facebook combined into one,
It would aptly be titled YouTwitFace, son.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I don't care what happens in others' lives each minute
I'd use Facebook more often if people didn't **** in it.

 

[In a lonely place]

YouTwitFace, yes that's quite a catchy name,
The social networking site for the criminally insane.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

That site, as ironic as a cotillion sans decorum,
I imagine would be frequented by folks from this forum.

 

[In a lonely place]

You could definitely count me in on that
(I say wearing my irony hat)

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Your friends feed would be quite peaceful, I'd say,
If you don't have friends to post drivel all day.

 

[Bob Arctor]

While in your minds this site you're designing,
Please do away with all the data mining.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Designing's great but using sites, for me, will quite suffice.
And so a change of pace and topic, I think, would be nice.

 

[In a lonely place]

A good suggestion I might say
Another one would be to do away with silly games

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Silly games can be good fun if the players are the silly ones
And games are silly when the players were silly since the game begun (like this one)!

 

[In a lonely place]

If rhymes were cash, I'd be in the money
But I'd not have as much as the funny bunny