Things you should and shouldn't do to your other half

[GraceBlossom]

You should give them space when they need it.

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

You shouldn't cut her in half with a samurai sword, because then she'd only by your other fourth, and the two fourths of her would frequently get jealous of each other and it would create a whole mess. You should text her pictures of kittens regularly, as this functions as a more potent virtual aphrodisiac than nude pics typically are.