THIS or THAT

[Sarah G]

Ah, let's go roast.


Goa or Ibiza?

 

[Jently]

Goa

Fly or sail?

 

[Sarah G]

Sail.

Attend a wedding or a funeral?

 

[user 139760]

Funeral. Less obnoxious people talking about how they always wanted X or Y for their wedding or how happy they are for the couple when they really aren't, usually the complete opposite. Funerals are quieter and no one will be mad if you hate the dead guy as long as you keep it to yourself.

DVD or VHS? ;-)

 

[Sarah G]

DVD, no rewinding afterwards.

Go deaf or go blind?

 

[Jently]

I've always thought blind would be easier, but I know a few of each and the deaf find life much harder

Lose your hair or teeth?

 

[user 108508]

Oh good grief, NEITHER! I would sell my soul to keep both, lol.

tap dance or ballet?

 

[Joturbo]

Neither

Go gym or couch sloth

 

[user 108508]

Definitely some form of activity, can't sit still for long.

older brother or younger sister?

 

[Joturbo]

Neither

Biulders mug or bone China teacup

 

[Sarah G]

Bone china.

Penthouse or bungalow?

 

[Joturbo]

Penthouse

Employed or self employed

 

[user 139760]

Self-employed, though it's never happened.

Black or White?

 

[Sarah G]

Black (coffee)

Incense or plug in air freshener?

 

[user 108508]

Neither - soy candle girl.

Lawn maintenance crew or DIY?

 

[Sarah G]

DIY

Reddit or Tumblr?

 

[Joturbo]

Neither appeals to me

Trump or Clinton

 

[Volt]

Trump

Salad or Burger?

 

[Sarah G]

Salad.

Food bank or animal sanctuary (to be manager of)?

 

[Jently]

^ Jeepers that's a tough one. Animal sanctuary, I figure there would be less people offering to help.

Long or short hair (for you)