YouTube. I love YouTube. It probably makes up 95% of my television viewing.
Having bird droppings land on you, or stepping in dog poo? (A funny thing: a few days ago, I was walking to my car when a white streak appeared on my glasses. At first I wasn't sure what it was, and then it occurred to me that was probably a bird. So I cleaned my glasses and continued on my way to the store and did my shopping. When I got home sometime later, I discovered there was a whole bunch of it on my hat, and on my shoe-- lol.