TROLL HUNTING PARTY!!

[Arianna]

Hey..I got an idea while munching on pizza today.
All my brillant ideas evolve when I eat pizza..
Anyway..you know the show Dancing With The Stars? Where contestants get up and perform and then the judges rate their act? Well..what about us rating the 'trolls?' It would work like this.
1. Troll comes online
2. First person who finds the troll..comes back to this thread to tell the rest of us where the troll is. Like.. if it's causing havoc in the Loneliness section..come here and report it. Example: "Alert..I found a troll in the Loneliness Section!" Got it?
3. Then all us good Troll Hunters converge on the troll and mercilessly attack the troll with our brillant quick witted comebacks.
4. All those involved in the troll hunt get to judge the most original put down.
5. Example: Troll says, "You're a ---hole."
Arianna the Troll Hunter says ""Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own"

See what I mean?

6. And then the rest of the Troll Hunters get to cast their vote for the most original comeback said to the troll.

Example: Arianna 5 points awarded by Qui

Points can range from 1 to 10. The highest score wins THE GOLDEN TROLL BASHER AWARD. The game is played until the troll is removed by the mods..but until then..it's happy troll hunting!!

Does anyone want to play?

 

[NeverMore]

Heck yes count me in! Let me put on me huntin shades okay now i'm ready!

 

[Arianna]

Heck yes count me in! Let me put on me huntin shades okay now i'm ready!

Great! I think this is gonna be fun!! Watch out trolls

 

[diamond-dancer]

Does the person with the lowest score win a date with the troll?

 

[Arianna]

Does the person with the lowest score win a date with the troll?

Last I heard trolls can only mate with other trolls..so dating a troll when you're a non troll is strictly forbidden..especially if you're a TROLL BUSTER.

 

[diamond-dancer]

Mating on a first date?!

 

[Arianna]

Mating on a first date?!

Yep..the ugly ways of the troll..and that's why we have so many of them.

They breed like...uh..bunnies.

Me like bunnies..me not like trolls.

 

[Atomic Rabbit]

Oh I totally want to get in on this lol Consider my brain a Troll bashing club!

 

[Qui]

Yeah me too! And Arianna, those points I gave you in your example are because you had such a great idea. You keep them, you're winning now. Up by 5 points. lol.

 

[Qui]

TROLL! ALERT! GAH!!!

 

[Qui]

On "My Awesome Saturday Night"
and "Date a girl in LonelyLife"

 

[Qui]

TROLL HAS REGISTERED!!! REPEAT, TROLL HAS REGISTERED!!!!!

 

[Princess Cleocatra]

Please bear with us everyone while we deal with the latest icky troll.

 

[NeverMore]

Wow that was all cleaned up very fast, that's a great job by mods!

I think were dealing with a single troll that is probably young around 14-15 and lives in the US. I don't think he's going to be willing to exchange witty banter, so we are probably best to ignore him, turn invisible and report him...

 

[copperation]

Oh, has the troll gone? Just as I was putting my best suit on to make his acquaintance.

Any chance of a troll quarantine zone where I can have fun poking it with a stick?

 

[evanescencefan91]

dude
lonely18 needs to be banned he's such a creep, and sending me harasing messages, I'm going to try nd figure out how to block messages.

I don't want to be like a tattaler, but I'm pretty sure he was that anoying guest, and the only reason he's here is to harass females,

but I guess, if he was banned, he might just try and get a new name

 

[Qui]

LONELY @ 18 IS THE TROLL.
TROLL HAS REREGISTERED AS
LONELY @18

 

[mink]

dude
lonely18 needs to be banned he's such a creep, and sending me harasing messages, I'm going to try nd figure out how to block messages.

I don't want to be like a tattaler, but I'm pretty sure he was that anoying guest, and the only reason he's here is to harass females,

but I guess, if he was banned, he might just try and get a new name

bluey mentioned somewhere you can block messages from a member by putting their names under the Ignore List in your User CP.

 

[mink]

LONELY @ 18 IS THE TROLL.
TROLL HAS REREGISTERED AS
LONELY @18

Lol okay sorry..not lol-ing at trolls but I just realised that you seem to be doing the alerts with big bold letters which made me imagine you holding a loud hailer around the forum making the alerts.

Now I'm thinking, how cool is it if you can actually hear sound clips of announcements or alerts such as this. Then there's a specific alarm to troll invasion. Lol me and my imaginations

 

[mimizu]

Some of these insults are pretty low-brow...
<Lost in the Oilfield> hahaha you are the loneliest of us all troll... and you will remain so for the rest of your short and bitter life.

Shrug... if you can say things like that, then you don't know what being lonely feels like. He is bashing the troll for being lonely. Couldn't have found anything else?

But I dunno, I guess I can't explain it. You have to experience it to understand. What being alone feels like.