WHAT ARE THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT THINGS YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE ***?

[*The Cursed One*]

Oh! The other important thing I need to throw in there. He must be no more than 5 years older or younger than I am. Drat... now I have to figure out which one to throw out.

Like I said... I wasn't trying to suggest anything purely coincidence that you came up with those ten.

As for getting rid of one... I suppose you could always keep 'submissive'

 

[Red_Apple]

Don't know if this is 10 or 20, but:

1) Takes care of himself (Health - Not a lot of junk food, exercises)
2) Intelligent, witty, clever, sense of humour
3) Kind-hearted
4) Opinionated, outspoken
5) Honest, faithful
6) Hard-working, devoted, has discipline
7) Realistic, practical
8) Has restraint/control over sexual appetites, sexual contact kept to a minimum, but expresses affection in other ways (Hugging, holding hands, is satisfactory)
9) Firm, stern
10) Would make a good father

 

[SophiaGrace]

1) Does not look like big-foot's brother
2) Isnt into some weird freaky BDSM lifestyle
3) Doesn't beat women
4) Doesnt think women are the C, S or W word
5) Isnt a Ku Klux Klan member
6) Doesnt need dentures
7) His place doesnt look like a compost heap
8) He doesnt stare at toilets for hours on end
9) Doesnt claim to have an experience of being abducted by aliens
10) Doesnt have a **** collection that takes up his entire apartment

 

[cheaptrickfan]

4) Doesnt think women are the C or W word

Wait, I may be having a dense moment, but what is the "W-word?" You can PM me if it's too inappropriate to mention in mixed company.

Edit: Now I'm laughing because it's so obvious. Duh.

 

[Zak]

Witch

 

[SophiaGrace]

Witch

 

[Badjedidude]

Lol I sort of wondering what "w" you were talking about, too, Soph. Haha I have never heard anyone call a woman a witch...ever.

Generally people tend to use nastier names when degrading/insulting women.

----Steve

 

[mintymint]

1) Does not look like big-foot's brother
2) Isnt into some weird freaky BDSM lifestyle
3) Doesn't beat women
4) Doesnt think women are the C, S or W word
5) Isnt a Ku Klux Klan member
6) Doesnt need dentures
7) His place doesnt look like a compost heap
8) He doesnt stare at toilets for hours on end
9) Doesnt claim to have an experience of being abducted by aliens
10) Doesnt have a **** collection that takes up his entire apartment

uh-oh... better start working on restraining order #2


Yours Truly,

Arian Misogynist Dominatrix Toothless Alien Abductee ****ographer, Big Foot

 

[SophiaGrace]

1) Does not look like big-foot's brother
2) Isnt into some weird freaky BDSM lifestyle
3) Doesn't beat women
4) Doesnt think women are the C, S or W word
5) Isnt a Ku Klux Klan member
6) Doesnt need dentures
7) His place doesnt look like a compost heap
8) He doesnt stare at toilets for hours on end
9) Doesnt claim to have an experience of being abducted by aliens
10) Doesnt have a **** collection that takes up his entire apartment

uh-oh... better start working on restraining order #2


Yours Truly,

Arian Misogynist Dominatrix Toothless Alien Abductee ****ographer, Big Foot

LMAO!

 

[iwasaloverb4thiswar]

1. A sense of humor - I just can not relate to humorless people who take everything too seriously.

2. Intelligence - I've dated dumb guys before. It never worked out. Most of the time they ended up intimidated by me... and I never even corrected their grammar! Sheesh. They all seemed to feel that eventually I would put them down. And by "intelligence," I don't necessarily mean book smarts or fancy-schmancy degrees. I've met some pretty smart people who never went to college. - I'm sorry, I know that this might sound arrogant, but intelligence is really important to me.

3. Similar or compatible life philosophy - and that does trickle down into core values. I dated a guy who was my polar opposite: Rigidly Baptist, Ultra-con. Ugh. My stomach still hurts even thinking about it now. Really, all we had in common was our taste in music and an insane physical attraction to one another. We just could not see eye-to-eye on anything else though, and rather than adding fire and spice to the relationship, it just ended up being aggravating and maddening. I do not know how Mary Matalin and James Carville can stand it. Or each other. She's a ******* HARPY and he's ******* wingnut. Oh-Em-Gee.

4. Mutual Physical Attraction - the above said, I can't be in a romantic-type relationship that is devoid of physical attraction either. I tried it once, it did not work. It was sad. :/

5. Compassion - Not to the extent of the Dalai Lama or Mother Theresa (I'm not that demanding, c'mon!), but to have compassion is to show that you can step outside yourself and care about others. I detest extreme self-absorption and people who treat others as nothing more than a means to get something, as things to be used.

6. Loyalty -Dude, it sucks to be betrayed by the person you love. It sucks even more to find yourself debasing yourself by crawling to that person begging him/her to take you back.


****. I'm pretty demanding, huh?

no, not at all, i agree with all above qualities

 

[Enchantress]

6.Is somewhat physically attractive.

I've got a siamese twin growing out of the right side of my ribcage, but we are both handsome, would you date me?

Umm lol sure why not? Can I bring my friend along so you know we could double date ?

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

1) They do not have a bloody axe in their hands
2) They do not carry the Ebola virus
3) They do not keep their status of being AIDS positive a secret from me
4) They are not a *** offender
5) They do not offer to shoot me up with heroin
6) They do not jump out at me nude from a darkened alley
7) They do not have delusions they are Superman and jump out of my apartment window.
8) They do not have a weird fetish for disabled girls
9) They are not Hitler
10) They do not want to suck my soul out of my body

LMFAO! this is the best list i have ever seen!

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1) Does not look like big-foot's brother
2) Isnt into some weird freaky BDSM lifestyle
3) Doesn't beat women
4) Doesnt think women are the C, S or W word
5) Isnt a Ku Klux Klan member
6) Doesnt need dentures
7) His place doesnt look like a compost heap
8) He doesnt stare at toilets for hours on end
9) Doesnt claim to have an experience of being abducted by aliens
10) Doesnt have a **** collection that takes up his entire apartment

this one is farking hilarious too

i am in therapy at the moment for my toilet staring problem.. lol

your lists are the best SG.. THE BEST!

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8.Never gets bored from spending too much time with me.

being bored gives you a chance to imagine yourselves into unbored

 

[dreamer8]

1.Honesty - I've dated liars,it's not fun.
2.Mental stability - Sometimes it jumps out at ya when you least expect it and it's too late. Sometimes the guy can't help it,but I've had my fair share of crazies. Do not want.
3.Intellect - This means grammatically aware of what they type. I can't stand text messaging language online,or guys who spell at a first grade level.
4.Ambition/Drive
5.Self-esteem/Self-worth
6.Real,mutual attraction
7.Someone who's a bit of a hopeless romantic-I don't need expensive gifts or flowers every minute of every day..small gestures are fine.
8. A good sense of humor - I love a guy who can make me laugh.
9.Musically inclined - Musicians need not apply,just as long as someone's as musically diverse as I.
10.Selfless and not selfish. I've dealt with those types,it's not fun.

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

jeez 10 huh?

human
easy going
communicative
silent
expressive
reflective
fun/ny
honest..
not prone to flying fits of uncontrollable mouth drooling rages..
open, compassionate, intelligent..
human

idk.. something like that..

 

[Cypha]

I'M going to answer this question seriously. Because I cannot top Sophia's list if I joke around.

My ideal fella must be:

Trustworthy
Well endowed... With intelligence, I mean!
Committed to our relationship. If he even checks out other girls in front of me, it's over.
Somewhat talkative, because I'm really quiet.
Nerdy. Comic books, computers, gaming, sci-fi, fantasy... we must have things in common!
A little romantic. Not a lot, as I'll get annoyed, but not so little that it feels like friendship.
Respectful of my religious beliefs.
Taller than 5'6", and not more than 50 pounds overweight. Maybe I'm shallow, but there it is.
Organized. I'm not, so somebody has to be.
Submissive.

I'm sure that later, I'm going to want to replace something in this list with something else.

Are you single? because you just described me pretty good, lol. I want to know more about you.

 

[nerdygirl]

Are you single? because you just described me pretty good, lol. I want to know more about you.

I want to know more about me, too.

 

[Cypha]

Are you single? because you just described me pretty good, lol. I want to know more about you.

I want to know more about me, too.

Good answer I guess.

 

[Despair]

1) They do not have a bloody axe in their hands
2) They do not carry the Ebola virus
3) They do not keep their status of being AIDS positive a secret from me
4) They are not a *** offender
5) They do not offer to shoot me up with heroin
6) They do not jump out at me nude from a darkened alley
7) They do not have delusions they are Superman and jump out of my apartment window.
8) They do not have a weird fetish for disabled girls
9) They are not Hitler
10) They do not want to suck my soul out of my body

Clearly your expectations are much too high.

Also, what if they were hitler in a past life?

 

[nerdygirl]

Good answer I guess.

*chuckle* Sorry. I'm really not here to meet people that way. I mean, if some ideal fella comes along, great. But I think that guy would actually PM me, instead of approach me on a thread.

 

[Badjedidude]

Lol awwwwww....rejected....but sweetly.

You make my tentacles quiver, nerdy.

----Steve