What are you thinking right now?

[CenotaphGirl]

If thought you were a brunette...no idea why.
Also in an attempt to make the thread even more bizarre here is a non-Russian, Ukrainian beauty, same amount of filters, same beauty. But I'll stop before this turns into a weird political lesbian p@rn lol:

I loveee what a hottie I naturally have black hair but im always in hair extensions so theres no keeping up with my hair colour cant compete with thatttt

 

[maybetrollingmaybenot]

@maybetrolling - just curious, but are you a female?

No. Too afraid to ask "why"? .

 

[Rohini]

I don't know what you mean?
Naw, I just thought you were a girl... it was the instagram-stuff, I thought you were a 20 something yr old female.

 

[Rohini]

That and I haven't heard a dude mention Denise Richards since like 1999.... but you are from EU - so maybe you are now just discovering who she is..

 

[user 164061]

That and I haven't heard a dude mention Denise Richards since like 1999.... but you are from EU - so maybe you are now just discovering who she is..

Do i get a prize for knowing American culture quite well and knowing who Denise Richards is? As i am a Brit after all

 

[Rohini]

Do i get a prize for knowing American culture quite well and knowing who Denise Richards is? As i am a Brit after all

Yes you do get a prize.. Picture? portrait? or ice sculpture?

 

[maybetrollingmaybenot]

That and I haven't heard a dude mention Denise Richards since like 1999.... but you are from EU - so maybe you are now just discovering who she is..

I love your line of reasoning! This kind of reminds me...the other day I was watching a movie where an alien hears music for the first time and asks a guy in the car: "what is this thing? I can't see it, I can't touch it but I can hear it?" - and my instant thought was "fart" lmao.

 

[user 164061]

Yes you do get a prize.. Picture? portrait? or ice sculpture?

I'll take a picture please. My walls are bare

 

[Rohini]

@maybetrolling - I wasn't trying to offend you. I was being honest. Not every famous person who is known in America is going to be known in Eastern Europe.. That's all I meant. DR is barely note-worthy here lol. Sorry. I'll shut up next time. I see what Claudia means about questions

 

[CenotaphGirl]

@maybetrolling - I wasn't trying to offend you. I was being honest. Not every famous person who is known in America is going to be known in Eastern Europe.. That's all I meant. DR is barely note-worthy here lol. Sorry. I'll shut up next time. I see what Claudia means about questions

Ahh he’s just trolling Jewels or maybe…he’s not

 

[user 135671]

Not gonna lie, I had to google Denise Richards. There used to be a girl the spit of her working behind the bar at Madam Jojo's back in the day.

 

[Rohini]

Ahh he’s just trolling Jewels or maybe…he’s not

thanks for lightening the mood, ceno.

 

[Claudia1794]

Not gonna lie, I had to google Denise Richards. There used to be a girl the spit of her working behind the bar at Madam Jojo's back in the day.

Im American and I had to Google her.

 

[Rohini]

Not gonna lie, I had to google Denise Richards. There used to be a girl the spit of her working behind the bar at Madam Jojo's back in the day.

Ahh randomguy, thank you. I meant no harm. I come in peace. she's barely a blip on the radar here lol

 

[maybetrollingmaybenot]

Ahh randomguy, thank you. I meant no harm. I come in peace. she's barely a blip on the radar here lol

Don't worry, It's not offensive at all + I'm very thick-skinned soo...it's not insulting to assume it takes 20 years for Hollywood movies to reach europe . Now if you ask me who the governor of Arizona is and I happen to know his/her favorite song it will be suspicious.

 

[maybetrollingmaybenot]

As a kid my biggest crush was Halle Berry btw, but she was far more famous. Interestingly both she and Richards were bond girls.

 

[Finished]

I'd like to have some ice cream with hot fudge

Have some and then tell me all about without leaving out any details. Explain things and the sensations you get in super slow motion.

 

[Finished]

Dug a pic out looking as fake and filtered as her just for you Claudia #Monroe

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I'm laughing because if I posted my real pic it would look like someone set me on fire and put it out with a sledge hammer. Is there a filter for that? Ha! ha!

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I'm laughing because if I posted my real pic it would look like someone set me on fire and put it out with a sledge hammer. Is there a filter for that? Ha! ha!

Oh no... no filter for that, pretty sure thats what I look like first thing in the morning, before the witchcraft begins! I have this one picture I did for a gym poster... Loool looks like a completely different person with the amounts of edits they made, my agent was like wow never seen you with such a complex look, I was like ... and you never will

 

[ardour]

In my opinion that is, I can find 10+ women prettier than Monroe in 10 minutes randomly clicking on instagram...idk.
I even did it in one minute, russian I think, likely photoshopped by still:

No-one cares but I don't find this photoshopped human approximation attractive in the slightest.