What do YOU have to offer?

[user 164061]

Well i'm glad it's not leather... think of the poor cows lmao

They just get destroyed after a short period of time, just like the cows

 

[Claudia1794]

Apparently not a ******* thing. Honesty? Yes, but people only want that coated in sugar. Support? Yes, but people want it without reciprocating it. Love? Yes, but everyone has their own idea of what love is.

 

[Lonely girl 28]

Big wallet? lolz any chance?

Hey sometimes a wallet's big because it's full of bills. (I know a guy lk that.)

 

[Finished]

Apparently not a ******* thing. Honesty? Yes, but people only want that coated in sugar. Support? Yes, but people want it without reciprocating it. Love? Yes, but everyone has their own idea of what love is.

Damn Claudia! Did I need to come over and *** you up!

 

[Finished]

I can repair your vehicle after you piss me off and I run you off the road.

 

[Claudia1794]

Damn Claudia! Did I need to come over and *** you up!

Oh, I was in a bad mood today. Its improving slowly

 

[user 139760]

Right now? About...250 bucks. CAD. A nice lunch, maybe a movie. With the current tax rates, pretty much it.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Right now? About...250 bucks. CAD. A nice lunch, maybe a movie. With the current tax rates, pretty much it.

That's only like $180 in USD....wtf is that going to buy me?

 

[Claudia1794]

That's only like $180 in USD....wtf is that going to buy me?

A weeks worth of groceries.

 

[TheRealCallie]

A weeks worth of groceries.

Perhaps, but what about next week?

 

[user 139760]

Perhaps, but what about next week?

I think y'all are grossly exagerating the value of Canadian dollars.
Pretty sure you eat more than 250 a week. I ain't buying tofu either

 

[TheRealCallie]

I think y'all are grossly exagerating the value of Canadian dollars.
Pretty sure you eat more than 250 a week. I ain't buying tofu either

You'll buy what I tell you to buy

 

[user 139760]

You'll buy what I tell you to buy
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...yes, dear.

 

[Cherubino]

I've seen a number of threads here on the forum over the years, asking what everyone looks for in a potential mate. I thought we'd try something a little different this time and instead of asking what you're looking for, we'll ask the question of "what do you have to offer?"

Please, no one answer "nothing."

Go!

love although I bet you get plenty of it now

 

[Cherubino]

Insanity. I can offer complete and utter insanity.

then I'm much wealthier .... gold digger

 

[Cherubino]

now I offer bed and breakfast ... lowest prices

 

[Lonely girl 28]

That's only like $180 in USD....wtf is that going to buy me?

A lesson in budgeting.

 

[Finished]

A warm chest to lay on.

 

[TheRealCallie]

A lesson in budgeting.

Oh, I can budget with the best of them, but mama needs a new pair of shoes.

 

[I don't get it!]

love although I bet you get plenty of it now

A lot, but nobody wants it. I feel like a ghost in life. A constant prison. I can only feel it's people first impression of me. I am fit, slim. Great hair as far as I am concerned. Harrison Ford looking if you will. Kaki and T-shirt kind of guy. I have tried better and worse clothes. I can only assume it is my facial expressions or pheromones. I see someone an attractive and say high. I don't feel what I said was creepy but women run. Always have. I have tried numerous approaches. I am in my 60s not and I have always gotten that. Once in a blue moon there is a spark. A girl glanced at me and I jumped. Hence I have been married 25 plus years. The spark lasted an hour. It feels more like living with a roommate that a wife. I even have permission to date just to leave her alone. I can't pick the people I want to be with, only people I am forced to be with. Like co workers or so called family. So what do I have to offer? Love, romanticism, passion, wittiness, an ear, listen to your day, thought, ideas, sharing. Stability, even if it is complaining about items that will eventually cause life not to be fun, drinking, drugging, spending. To have, to hold, to touch, embrace mutually. Not "Are we done?". Not just regarding ***, everything! Maybe I am too caught up in the fantasy world of movies and TV. I see me as the guy who has so much to offer and no one wants it or sees it. Maybe I should ask "what should I be offering?" I just seem to repel people I feel attracted too. I don't get it.