What is it?

[Minus]

...what be these record things you type of?? ...

A record is an analog sound storage medium consisting of a flat disc with an inscribed modulated spiral groove usually starting near the periphery and ending near the center of the disc. When made of polyvinyl chloride they are also known as vinyl records.

How to Play a Record

http://www.ehow.com/how_1857_play-record.html

 

[Brian]

Baby's first throwing star.

This answer is way better.

 

[Minus]

Phil Spector (2013)