What keeps you from getting your dream partner ?

[priscella]

Your dream partner has long ago flew the coop--ha ha--smart person she was--ha ha... That post flickering and jumping around freezes my brain so I can say whatever I want to say---yes you are full of ****...lol lol....priscella

 

[Myra]

:shy:

 

[priscella]

Myra now that we all are enjoying this with our sense of humor there are more serious things to consider here----"wait for the multifaceted flashing and jumping around that might be coming"------------------lol lol------------or not maybe he will be good....or not??? ha ha----priscella

 

[Finished]

Ha! ha! For both of you:

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Okay, I changed my signature again. I keep forgetting how slow your mind has gotten. The new image probably appears to be a sprinting elephant. Let me know if it's still too fast for you. Ha! Ha!

 

[priscella]

Ah you are such a good divine person and I love elephants and that is just about the right speed and I just love your new icon as well even if it is still naughty...Thanks so much once again forum friend and I just bet Myra will agree and maybe she likes elephants too but of course she might be a faster sprinter...Oh Thank you Thank you -----lol lol     priscella

 

[Finished]

Maybe you should get an elephant. I think elephants and birds get along pretty well. Then you and your birds can ride your elephant around the neighborhood together. Amazon can probably delivery you one tomorrow with free shipping. They might even use one of their new copter delivery drones to do it too.

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[priscella]

Yea my late husband used to say that I would be a good (spelling don't know but sounds like-- Mahoot and he said Mahoot Driver and it had something to do with elephants because I love them so much....Yea send me one Finished pretty please and I will put it in my back yard and spray it with water every day and brush it too...Need an elephant I do....priscella.

 

[Finished]

Yea my late husband used to say that I would be a good (spelling don't know but sounds like-- Mahoot 

Ahhhh, I thought I recognized you. This is you a decade or five ago isn't it? Ha! ha!

 

[priscella]

As a matter of fact that is me.....priscella

 

[TheRealCallie]

Ya know, I'm all for fun, but hijacking a thread for two entire pages is a little much, don't you think?

I keep myself from getting my dream partner. I have no desire to date right now and even if I did, I'm so damn busy, I wouldn't have the time.

 

[priscella]

What keeps me from getting a dream partner is my age and my loss of vitality as well as now I cannot be bothered...priscella.

 

[Forgottendanfan]

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen,

if you are on your way to find a partner who is beautiful, supportive and smart. And get into a relationship with that person. A relationship that makes you feel like you can achieve anything you want to, because you grow thogether and support each other. A relationship where every moment is exciting, interesting and fun.

I want to know from you: What keeps you from getting the dream partner you deserve ?

As a 32 year old man with no romantic experience, it was basically a case of not meeting enough women and not making a strong connection with the ones I did meet. I'm pretty socially awkward around people I don't know and I'm not attractive enough to have women express interest in me on the basis of looks alone. I feel I'm pretty much a lost cause at this point as I'm heading into middle age with less experience than the average teenager.

 

[closcrew]

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[Diagnosed]

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen,

if you are on your way to find a partner who is beautiful, supportive and smart. And get into a relationship with that person. A relationship that makes you feel like you can achieve anything you want to, because you grow thogether and support each other. A relationship where every moment is exciting, interesting and fun.

I want to know from you: What keeps you from getting the dream partner you deserve ?

Nothing!
Except she never was or appeared when I wanted to dream. ;P

 

[user 139760]

I'd like to change my previous answer from a while back.
Myself.
Life's randomness.
Possibly God, if you believe in such nonsense.
As well as the ability to teleport. For all I know she might live halfway accross the globe and I'll never to find her IRL.