What made you laugh today?

[Claudia1794]

As usual, my son. He really is a funny little fellow. He is adamant I get my own phone because he is tired of playing messenger for "the cougar chaser"...I'm only 11 years and 2 months older. Anyway, my son informed me that he informed " the cougar chaser" to "watch out man! She's already controlling you". My son, always so dramatic

 

[user 164061]

Certain folk here again! You are the best

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

"King of the who??"

 

[Rohini]

"I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe"

Still tickles me to this day.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I went gym, offered my mum to come with and she said "oh no, I have to lose weight first" ... the woman is crazy lmao

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

I went gym, offered my mum to come with and she said "oh no, I have to lose weight first" ... the woman is crazy lmao

Please tell me you looked at her like:


Years ago, a friend of mine made a great joke about the cost of going to the gym.
She said: "I can't afford to go to the gym, so I got a discount plan."
I said: "Oh? What's the discount plan?"
And she said: "Every day, I walk to the gym...and then I walk home."

 

[insecure]

Just saw this in my facebook newsthread

 

[TropicalStarfish]

"King of the who??"

This scene, lol, is probably one of my all time favorite cinematic scenes. I rewatched montypython a few years ago, and this scene was completely different to me, than it was in my child hood, lol.

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

This scene, lol, is probably one of my all time favorite cinematic scenes. I rewatched montypython a few years ago, and this scene was completely different to me, than it was in my child hood, lol.

There's a historical relevance to it as comedic as it is that is actually the problem that has permeated pretty much all of human social constructionism.

 

[Claudia1794]

Cats

 

[Finished]

Birds. I walked over to work on my trailer and about 25 pigeons flew out of the tree next to it. I was like damn, how'd they all fit in there. Ha! ha!

 

[user 164061]

Birds. I walked over to work on my trailer and about 25 pigeons flew out of the tree next to it. I was like damn, how'd they all fit in there. Ha! ha!

I'm surprised they didn't **** all over said trailer, then you wouldn't have found it so droll

 

[Finished]

I'm surprised they didn't **** all over said trailer, then you wouldn't have found it so droll

Actually there are a few little ***** on my freshly primered trailer floor. But, they are small ones.

 

[user 164061]

You'll have revenge if lightning ever strikes

 

[Claudia1794]

Watching my cat and my sister's chihuahua fight over the cream cheese.

 

[insecure]

Another one I saw on facebook.
It's but a bathplug.

 

[user 139760]

Incels

 

[Claudia1794]

Seeing my son activate Ninja mode after walking through a spiderweb.

 

[Incognita]

Today. Nothing

 

[Finished]

Today. Nothing

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