What made you laugh today?

[Claudia1794]

When my sister came to pick my son up for them to have lunch together she looked across the backyard at the neighbor's chickens and asked me had I been over to talk to the chickens. I was so stunned by the seriousness that I said "why yes...yes I have. I informed them their days were numbered because I was planning something and I was going to need a sacrifice.". The goofy woman said "that sounds about right". I mean how do you respond to someone asking if you've been talking to the chickens?

 

[Deosil]

Dr Who Episode: The Seeds Of Doom, Transcript:

DOCTOR: Somehow the Krynoid can channel its power to other plants. All the vegetation on this planet is about to turn hostile.
THACKERAY: You mean like aggressive rhubarb?
DOCTOR: Yes, aggressive rhubarb.

 

[user 135067]

Someone called me and asked me to donate $400 to their candidate. I laughed. I laughed hard.

 

[TheSkaFish]

 

[Rohini]

This:

 

[user 164061]

This:

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Must belong to a footballer from England who sucked his own daughters toes on a IG story

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Laughing at my mum explaining why she only wants a male dentist someone get this woman help

 

[insecure]

Laughing at my mum explaining why she only wants a male dentist someone get this woman help

So why was that?
I prefer a female one, if I'm going to suffer any pain, at least I get the joy of looking into some attractive eyes staring at me, and the gentle female touch (just hoping it 's not a Kathy Bates equivalent, like in "Misery").

 

[user 135671]

Laughing at my mum explaining why she only wants a male dentist someone get this woman help

I've had a female dentist since I came home to London, she has an ample bosom that often rests on my shoulder while she scrapes and pokes about in my mouth. I used to hate going to the dentist but nowadays I go in for a clean and polish as soon as I can, happy days!

 

[CenotaphGirl]

So why was that?
I prefer a female one, if I'm going to suffer any pain, at least I get the joy of looking into some attractive eyes staring at me, and the gentle female touch (just hoping it 's not a Kathy Bates equivalent, like in "Misery").

She said she doesn't trust women to fix her car so why would she let them fix her teeth then she said never let a woman do an extraction, they arent strong enough to pull it out like men are I think she needs to just have a lay down she makes 0 sense

I've had a female dentist since I came home to London, she has an ample bosom that often rests on my shoulder while she scrapes and pokes about in my mouth. I used to hate going to the dentist but nowadays I go in for a clean and polish as soon as I can, happy days!

Lool ample bosom well I sayyy old chap

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

"Is She Into You?"

 

[insecure]

She said she doesn't trust women to fix her car so why would she let them fix her teeth then she said never let a woman do an extraction, they arent strong enough to pull it out like men are I think she needs to just have a lay down she makes 0 sense

Oh dear, such old-fashioned views.
If you start from one wrong assumption, and take that as a basis for the next one, what do you expect...

 

[Rohini]

"Is She Into You?"

lol He sounds like Tim Truth.... it's not him though.. but....

 

[insecure]

lol He sounds like Tim Truth.... it's not him though.. but....

Definitely not into you, more like on top of you.

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

lol He sounds like Tim Truth.... it's not him though.. but....

I like Casually Explained because it's a literal interpretation of what isn't literal, and therefore, it's funny. A bit like Monty Python's deadpan ridiculousness.

Definitely not into you, more like on top of you.

I mean, that's all a matter of preference.

 

[insecure]

I like Casually Explained because it's a literal interpretation of what isn't literal, and therefore, it's funny. A bit like Monty Python's deadpan ridiculousness.



I mean, that's all a matter of preference.

Never said it was a bad thing, just correcting him on his prepositions.

 

[Claudia1794]

Walking outside to see my son with my new leaf blower propped on the chair blowing his cheeks and hair instead of the leaves. He's been relegated to rake duty.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

"Is She Into You?"

This is my brother, he calls me like, so a girl from college days messaged me on Facebook, is she into me...!?!?!?

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

This is my brother, he calls me like, so a girl from college days messaged me on Facebook, is she into me...!?!?!?

It's funny because it's true. This was also me for like, many years.

 

[Claudia1794]

I was just informed that I am a soul sucking evil *****. My ex is so funny.