Shark Side Of The Moon (2022)
It's as bad as it sounds.
I went to a friends house to help him build a bookshelf.
Said friend likes Budget Horror Comedy, which is very much a niche subgenre, but I mean, in this particular instance, I'm okay with it.
There are SO MANY things wrong with the movie.
Down to the point that they even used the same animation over 3 times at one point. And there's a slew of plot twists that just don't make any logical sense whatsoever, like a guy dying, and then coming back later, and dying immediately after again, with absolutely no explanation as to how he survived his supposed death earlier.
The basic plot is that Russians were secretly experimenting with making shark/human hybrids at a military base, when all of the sudden they broke out of their containment. A few of the scientists hop on a shuttle and fly to the Moon but some of the hybrids end up as stowaways on the hull trying to break in to the cockpit to kill the pilots, one of which sacrifices himself to save the other.
The hybrids are, literally just anthropomorphic in that it's the body of a human with the head of a shark and some slight adjustments to the human body like thinned out arms, some gills around the collar bone and on the shark's heads, and of course the infamous fin on the back. Americans head up there a decade and a half later, an accident happens, they crash land on the Moon, and eventually run into the Russian scientist who's been stuck up there the whole time, with like 99 ridiculous questions with equally ridiculous answers to them as to how he survived for that long. That's the gist of it.
Apparently the shark hybrids also able to swim under ground on the Moon
which again is just nonsense.
And the sharks, over the course of the last decade and a half, who breed asexually as per the Russian experiment, have multiplied several times over and have build a civilization for themselves on the Moon.
With absolutely no logical explanation as to where they got all of the metal from to be able to do so, and for some reason there's still an active volcano on the Moon, of which is no more explained by the heavily-implied although-seemingly-nonexistent-in-this-film lack of atmosphere on the Moon. Yes, you see, on the Shark Side Of The Moon, volcanos and lava behave EXACTLY as they would here on Earth.
At one point the lead woman of the movie (who really lets her ditz shine through) says in a scramble: "Where's everyone else?" And my immediate thought was: "They're probably somewhere else after passing up on an opportunity to be in a movie called Shark Side Of The Moon.
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I mean seriously, wtf. Don't watch this, unless you need to somehow kill an hour and a half and want mindlessly stupid entertainment.