What Would You Do If?

[Cavey]

Breathe a sigh of relief, then scream in terror every time I pass a mirror

Edit: Beaten to it. If it's of no intrinsic value and has no sentimental value either, then I'd probably just forget about it.

What would you do if you developed selective tourettes every time you attempt to talk to a member of the opposite sex?

 

[9006]

Have a laugh.

What would you do if you got free fuel for a year?

 

[Cavey]

I'd let out a huge cheer... then realise I don't have a vehicle anymore.

What would you do if I offered you a job as my official chauffeur? (Shiny hat included!)

 

[Edward W]

Take it. I like driving.

What would you do if I ran over your foot whilst acting as your driver?

 

[Cavey]

Hop? Scream? Cry like a baby? I'm very laidback these days, so I'd probably say it was just 'one of those things' and not to worry about it.

What would you do if I changed my mind and demanded satisfaction in the form of a NERF duel?

 

[9006]

I wouldn't know what the hell you're on about.

What would you do if everyone was half way through a conversation in every post?

 

[Rosebolt]

Feel left out.

What would you do if your cat suddenly jumped onto you, and attacked you with a vicious strike of demonhell?

 

[9006]

If it was the fat one, I'd smash it in the face.

What would you do if you were diagnosed as crazy?

 

[Rosebolt]

I already am, pretty much, so the same as now.

What would you do if you were involuntarily put into a psychiatric hospital?

 

[9006]

Break out an go nuts.

What would you do if you lost the will to live?

 

[Rosebolt]

Regain it. Been there, done that.

What would you do if you had one hour to spend before going to sleep, knowing that the day after would be terrible?

 

[9006]

Prepare?

What would you do if every conversation you had was limited and went nowhere?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd just give it up.

What would you do if your best friend betrayed you?

Ha ha - I still am (sneaks into Lady's room and steals back rubber ring!)

Sneaky not so little Eddy!

 

[9006]

Cut them out.

What would you do if you lost your job?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd .. look for another one.

What would you do if someone next to you farted out loud?

 

[9006]

Nothing.

What would you do if the temperature dropped into the minus's in your area for the rest of the year?

 

[Rosebolt]

Be glad.

What would you do if there was an amazing muffin right in front of you, but you're just not hungry?

 

[9006]

Eat it anyway.

What would you do if everyone was overwhelmingly nice to you every day?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd know that something's wrong or the world is about to come to an end.

What would you do if your dying best friend asked you to adopt her child?

 

[9006]

I'd have to.

What would you do if you knew you'd never work again?