What Would You Do If?

[ladyforsaken]

I'll lick people from far.

What would you do if someone with a long tongue seems to be coming your way?

 

[9006]

If it's you I'd unzip my pants.

What would you do if you had to sleep on the floor from now on?

 

[jzinsky]

Futon baby!

What would you do if the only job you could get was giving out hugs/kisses/similar?

 

[9006]

Probably be sick of doing any of those things at the end of each day, sadly.

What would you do if you had one free pass to see a 1 Direction concert?

 

[jzinsky]

Sell it

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of a One Direction concert?

 

[9006]

Assume I'm in a nightmare and try an wake up.

What would you do if vinyl come back to replace iTunes?

 

[jzinsky]

I think I'd be back to the radio in my car then

What would you do if clothes were banned?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Walk around naked.

What would you do if popcorn was the only thing left in this world for food?

 

[9006]

That would be ok!

What would you do if you were allergic to water?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Uh I'd have to find a way around it. :\

What would you do if your best friend said he's got one more day to live?

 

[9006]

Spend as much as it with them.

What would you do if you found out you had a middle name called Gurt?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Lol.. seriously? Well, I'll embrace it and be proud of it.

What would you do if someone you are close to speaks badly of you to others behind your back?

 

[lonelyfairy]

I would talk with that person and try to figure out what's going on.

What would you do if you would get 100 000 euros/dollars?

 

[9006]

Convert it, spend it.

What would you do if you noticed you were shrinking by a centermeter a day?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd see a doctor and try to eat more proteins to grow!

What would you do if you suddenly started peeing through your ass?

 

[9006]

I don't think I'd be that bothered, but I'd see a doctor I think.

What would you do if you couldn't eat without choking?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'll find something to correct that.

What would you do if your legs become wobbly?

 

[9006]

Be glad there's bones in them.

When would you do if you received a get well card from an anonymous person each day?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd wonder why someone thinks I'm so sick.

What would you do if you could only walk backwards?

 

[Cavey]

Mount comedy glasses and a beard on my buttocks. If I'm going to look stupid, I may as well be entertaining.