What Would You Do If?

[ucxb]

Attempt to change the days events and become even more bat **** crazy !!

What would you do if you saw your neighbor eating their hand ?

 

[Blue Bob]

I'd ask if it was finger lickin' good.

what would you do if each time you posted your text was reversed?

 

[zero]

read it in reverse. simple.

what would you do if you got a pizza delivery you didn`t order?

 

[Blue Bob]

I'd ask to look at it and consider buying it.

what would you do if you skipped whenever you tried to walk?

 

[zero]

At first I`d change my shoes and if it persists, go to a doctor.

What would you do if you heard a kitten cry outside in the rain near your window?

 

[Blue Bob]

bring it in and pamper it.

what would you do if you seen someone that looked just like you.

 

[zero]

I`d smile.

What would you do if you had all your wishes fulfilled?

 

[Blue Bob]

I'd probably be wishing I had more wishes.

what would you do if a talking parrot flew inside your home and asked to use your phone?

 

[zero]

start laughing and hand him the phone. if he was good at it, I`d hire him as my secretary.

what would you do if a hot lady started changing clothes in the elevator ignoring you?

 

[Blue Bob]

i'd watch, probably miss my floor too.

what would you do if your car only worked in reverse and you were running late for an important meeting.

 

[zero]

take a cab.

what would you do if you were texted a love message from an unknown person adressed to somebody else?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd reply to tell that person that he/she sent a text to the wrong person.

What would you do if you were told you could only be a cab driver for life?

 

[zero]

Buy a new cap.

What would you do if the golden fish appeared to tell you he would grant you one and only one wish?

 

[Triple Bogey]

I would think I was going mad

What would you do if a random stranger approached you and said they found you attractive ?

 

[zero]

Probably laugh and not take it seriously.

What would you do if you saw a dead person get out of the grave?
(I read this in the news yesterday, happened in Brazil)

 

[Triple Bogey]

Probably laugh and not take it seriously.

What would you do if you saw a dead person get out of the grave?
(I read this in the news yesterday, happened in Brazil)

I would think it was a sick prank and just watch

What would you do if a friend said they liked you romantically ?

 

[zero]

(the man got alive from the grave after staying there for over a week; apparently he was beaten by a gang who buried him, thinking they`d beaten him dead. the woman who saw him get out, had the shock of her life; he`s hospitalized).

I`d probably ask what they meant by that, since we were already friends.

What would you do if you saw a drunk person naked on the top of a tree yelling?

 

[ringwood]

Videotape it and post it on YouTube, hahaha!!! (Not really...i would if I was mean, but I'm not.. I would be far more likely to stick around out of concern for their safety)

What would you do if you woke up and discovered all the colour had disappeared from the world and everywhere was monochromatic?

 

[zero]

I`ll try to adjust hoping it was temporary.

What would you do if you were caught amidst a bank robbery?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd run for my life with whatever I have taken.

What would you do if a little child pulls on your hand and asks you to sing and not doing so will result in a screaming, crying little kid?