What Would You Do If?

[Drama]

I'll annihilate it lol

What would you do if you were superman?

 

[Punisher]

Bring all the persecuted eastern people here, and move all the western liberals and terrorist supporters over there. No one can stop me

What would you do if your internet got switched off?

 

[Badjedidude]

Ummmm... get it back on.

What would you do if world peace suddenly broke out?

 

[mintymint]

Mourn the loss of the human race.

What would you do if ice cream was outlawed?

 

[Badjedidude]

LOL... now THAT was an awesome answer, dude.

I would probably murder myself.

What would you do if Somali pirates captured you?

 

[zero]

Sing them a lullaby to make them fall asleep.

What would you do if you were the richest man/woman in the world for one day?

 

[mintymint]

Spend it ALL

What would you do if monkeys demanded equal rights?

 

[Badjedidude]

I would swiftly quell the rebellion.

What would you do if your right arm suddenly grew crab pincers instead of fingers?

 

[mintymint]

Get the hell away from any seafood restaurant in sight

What would you do if the forum disappeared?

 

[Badjedidude]

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!! @_@ omg omg omg what do I do what do I do!?!?!? lol

What would you do if a predator missile hit your neighbor's house?

 

[mintymint]

Declare martial law over at my place and have a sexy party

What would you do if your house floated to china?

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd probably sell some opium.

What would you do if gravity suddenly reversed itself?

 

[zero]

Aww... I`d probably eat an apple and ask Newton

What would you do if you suddenly woke up as an octopus?

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd be about 78% the same as I am now.

What would you do if Elvis appeared to you in a dream?

 

[zero]

I`d ask him to sing "Love me tender.." for me.

What would you do if you woke up next to pamela anderson?

 

[Spare]

I'd get inoculated for EVERYTHING.

What would you do if you woke up one day in a sit-com?

 

[Badjedidude]

I'd probably make some jokes that aren't really funny, but everyone would laugh at them just the same. Kind of the opposite of right now, when I make super-hilarious jokes but no one laughs.

What would you do if 99% of the people in the world suddenly died, and you were left absolutely alone in your city/town?

 

[Spare]

I'd eat all the cheese I could before it spoiled.

What would you do if a zeppelin crashed in your front yard?

 

[Ice]

Nothing

What would you do if Antonio Banderas stole you from your home?

 

[zero]

Ouch... I`d ask him to have a tango dance with me.

What would you do if you suddenly discovered you were pregnant?