I’d probably say “Wow “ - hand them my food and say “ enjoy” ...( working hard to not verbalize all of the f bombs and what’s your problems screaming through my head )— (of course after I got sick ) then I’d walk away in disgust and hope I ne’er had to see the disgusting spitter again.
What would you say if someone gave you a random act of kindness and handed you a box of chocolates - just saying that you looked like you needed a smile.
Give them what I had or get them something to eat.
What would you say if someone yelled at you to stop staring at them, but you were actually trying to read the large map they were standing in front of?
I'd just keep on singing... ask Serenia... I'll sing... I'll dance... I'm just not bothered I was so introverted for the first 40 years of my life, so now I'm kind of making up for it.
What would you say if you came downstairs on the 25th to find Santa and Jesus sitting on your couch comparing their popularity?