What's the cheesiest pick up line you've ever gotten?

[Badjedidude]

Hahaha... Wow... with a dental pick-up line, I would've expected something more like this:

Girl: Ouch! My tooth hurts!

BJD: What's wrong with it?

Girl: I think I have a cavity!

BJD: Can I fill your cavity? *awkward pervert laugh*

 

[Minus]

Ah dental pickup lines

 

[Badjedidude]

Here's another one!

Girl: Ouch! My tooth hurts!

BJD: Can I drill you?

 

[Minus]

Oh geez more dental lines

 

[Badjedidude]

Yup.

 

[Minus]

More More

 

[Badjedidude]

Hmmmm... OK, here's another.

Girl: Ouch! My tooth hurts!

BJD: Can I check it?

Girl: Here, look! *opens mouth wide*

BJD: *sticks tongue in girl's mouth, gets slapped for it*

I guess that's not so much a pickup line as it is a sexual assault, but it's the best I could come up with on short notice. hehe

 

[Minus]

Alright

Care to take a shot at a plumber pickup line?

 

[Badjedidude]

Ohhhh no... haha I'll try.

Girl: My sink is leaking!

BJD: I can fix it with my lead pipe.

Girl: Sexual innuendo is hilarious!

*everyone dances around*

 

[Minus]

Yeah there should be some room in plumbing.

 

[Badjedidude]

Girl: My sink is leaking!

BJD: Here's some molecular bond glue.

Girl: Oh... OK.

BJD: It sets in about an hour...

Girl: Ummm, thanks.

BJD: ...like my wang.

*everyone dances around*

 

[Matej]

I'm with Minus on this one. Can most certainly not recall hearing one.

 

[Minus]

As i suspected there seems to be room in plumbing but i don't know this "molecular bond glue" stuff.

...

Oh wow, there is this whole world of adhesives that i have never looked into. Maybe it goes farther than 'the only thing that super glue will glue is skin".

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Hahaha... I'm glad to have ushered you into a new age of bonding materials.

 

[Minus]

Lots of great stuff there

 

[Badjedidude]

Girl: Whoa, I need some glue!

BJD: Let's get sticky!

*things get messy*

 

[Minus]

Even glue ones

 

[Jesse]

Never had anyone (that I can remember ) use a pick up line on me lol. I always thought it was a myth that men actually used pick up lines.

 

[CrazieCute]

guy: "You got a boyfriend?"

me: "No"

guy: "You want one?"

cheesy line a guy actually used on me.

 

[Jesse]

Is this how social interaction is supposed to be? Are we men supposed to have some witty line to feed you ladies?