What's the cheesiest pick up line you've ever gotten?

[CrazieCute]

Is this how social interaction is supposed to be? Are we men supposed to have some witty line to feed you ladies?

actually no. a guy should be able to go up to a girl and start a conversation, but as long as there are awkward introductions there will be awkward icebreakers.

 

[argosgold]

In answer to the original question, I haven't

 

[Dove]

I've never been picked up, so I don't know. Even if it was cheesy though, I'd appreciate the effort made

 

[Tex Is Lost]

Girl in a club asked me:
"what's your sign?
I replied, "Neon"
She gave me a blank look and walked away.

Another time, yet another woman asked, "do you smoke after sex?"
I replied, "I don't know, I've never looked."
(true story)

 

[suckaG]

^^^^^ hahaha nice comeback tex!

one i want to use someday:

me to cute girl: excuse me, but are you a parking ticket?

cute girl: *startled* um, what?

me: because you have FINE written alllll over you! DAAYM! *finger snaps, then bursts into laughter*

*cue makeout session*

 

[Hellokittysparklez]

I walked into a party and this ugly guy comes over and puts his arm around me. He's like "I'm gonna **** you by the end of the night" cheesy? No just pathetic that's all

 

[suckaG]

^^^^^^ guy sounds like a real keeper...

 

[stuff4096]

Call the police, because you're sexy hot

True story... I am not creative enough to make that up

 

[lusker]

A fat chick once staggered up to me in a pub and said "Do you root?"

I said "No."

 

[EveWasFramed]

A fat chick once staggered up to me in a pub and said "Do you root?"

I said "No."

Did that actually happen, or is that a poor attempt to make fun of an overweight person?

 

[lusker]

A fat chick once staggered up to me in a pub and said "Do you root?"

I said "No."

Did that actually happen, or is that a poor attempt to make fun of an overweight person?

Why would you doubt it? Does it seem that far-fetched? Or was it the reference to 'fat chick' that bugs you?

I was playing pool in a bar, my friend went to buy us a round, I was chalking my cue, and this 'large' girl approached and said (I quote) "So, do you root?" I turned her down graciously, she staggered off to the next guy. End of story. I guess she was playing the percentages. I just wasn't drunk enough. Luckily she walked before my friend returned, because HE was shitfaced.