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Hang on! What you mean Santa is not real??? He is so real.
zraskolnikov said:I' with Eve. Just once, I want someone to hand me a ******* pint of ice cream. (Although just to clarify, Phish Food is my flavor, not Chunky Munky.)
*** Because if it was me, I'd just be like, "shut the **** up. I'm trying to sleep."
Naleena said:zraskolnikov said:I' with Eve. Just once, I want someone to hand me a ******* pint of ice cream. (Although just to clarify, Phish Food is my flavor, not Chunky Munky.)
*** Because if it was me, I'd just be like, "shut the **** up. I'm trying to sleep."
That's when I would turn over and say," Your sleepy because you ate that pint of ******* Phish Food icecream, you cynical *******!"
LOL I love you Panda Bear - Just Kidding.
EveWasFramed said:Naleena! You must have pulled that bit of comedic brilliance out of your ass, because thats some funny ****!!!!!
Bluey said:Hang on! What you mean Santa is not real??? He is so real.
Qui said:I'm just stupid and unlikeable.
ClosetGeek said:I was dating a guy on serious terms. He was over here to visit his brother and that is how we met. We bought and exchanged rings cause he insisted it should be that way. I went out to see him in NYC. When I was there I realized he was banging his neighbour. He never came out to tell me this but his flatmate indirectly suggested it. She came down for his birthday and almost dry humped him in front of everyone.
When I learned about this, I grabbed my purse, walked out of his apartment, and walked around in Brooklyn, like a soulless ghost, crying my eyes out. People on the street even felt sorry for me, they asked me if everything was okay.
I did not want him to see me crying, so I walked around for like 3 hours, crying, and went back to his home after I dried my tears.
I came back to his apartment and his b-day party was over.
He told me that he did not want to speak to me that night.
I packed my bags and moved to a hotel room close to Manhattan. He called me up and told me he will take me to JFK for my flight.
I came back to Europe. He called me up, totally drunk and he said "I think you wanna know if I ****** my neighbour, YES, I have ****** HER ALL ALONG. "
I said "Why are you saying such a thing to me?"
He said "Cause women deserve it. My ex-girlfriend ****** my brother and married him"
I felt like as if someone took out my heart from my chest and knifed it into pieces.
For a moment I felt like I went outside of myself, like watching myself as a third person. I think I was traumatised.
That was the worst thing that was ever said to me.
Freakin_Amazin said:My ex, towards the end of the relationship, sent me an email. I read it in the computer room at the library of the University in which I study, as I was desperate to see what she had to say. This is essentially what she said:
"You are not in my family and therefore I will not treat you like you are in my family"
To this day (and considering how much I demonstrated I loved her) that is the greatest insult anyone has ever given me. I didn't even feel emotion for the first minute or so, I was just like "wow".
Infexis said:"SoaD sucks...." ("/FTL"\)
ClosetGeek said:I was dating a guy on serious terms. He was over here to visit his brother and that is how we met. We bought and exchanged rings cause he insisted it should be that way. I went out to see him in NYC. When I was there I realized he was banging his neighbour. He never came out to tell me this but his flatmate indirectly suggested it. She came down for his birthday and almost dry humped him in front of everyone.
When I learned about this, I grabbed my purse, walked out of his apartment, and walked around in Brooklyn, like a soulless ghost, crying my eyes out. People on the street even felt sorry for me, they asked me if everything was okay.
I did not want him to see me crying, so I walked around for like 3 hours, crying, and went back to his home after I dried my tears.
I came back to his apartment and his b-day party was over.
He told me that he did not want to speak to me that night.
I packed my bags and moved to a hotel room close to Manhattan. He called me up and told me he will take me to JFK for my flight.
I came back to Europe. He called me up, totally drunk and he said "I think you wanna know if I ****** my neighbour, YES, I have ****** HER ALL ALONG. "
I said "Why are you saying such a thing to me?"
He said "Cause women deserve it. My ex-girlfriend ****** my brother and married him"
I felt like as if someone took out my heart from my chest and knifed it into pieces.
For a moment I felt like I went outside of myself, like watching myself as a third person. I think I was traumatised.
That was the worst thing that was ever said to me.
My name is Bob. said:Going down stairs in a morning and been told there's no milk.
AArgh!
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