What's your excuse?

[PurpleMist]

I can't, he's helping Dveeus

You have to read a book

 

[Jently]

I can't my glasses are broken

You should clear out your wardrobe

 

[DVEUS]

i can't because i burned all of my clothes...

you should climb a mountain...

 

[Lonely Satellite]

I can't because I've lost my limbs from an accident

You should give that drowning person CPR

 

[DVEUS]

i can't because i'm afraid of contracting ebola...

you should dance like it's 2099...

 

[Lilith]

I can't; I can only dance like it's 2014. (I'll also be dancing into 2015, literally. Haha.)

You should floss before you brush your teeth.

 

[Dreamermec]

I would but I have no teeth

You should run 5 miles today

 

[gabriel20]

I would but exercise Is bad for you.


You should take more soda with your whisky .

 

[DVEUS]

I can't because I like it straight...

you should get a neck tattoo...

 

[Lonely Satellite]

I can't, I'm allergic to tattoo ink

You should practice singing in the shower

 

[Jently]

I can't the dog's sitting in there

You should join the army

 

[Lonely Satellite]

I can't, Im dying from illness in less than a month

You should read a book.

 

[Jently]

I can't my glasses are broken

You should get a job as a cleaner

 

[Dreamermec]

I would but I already have a "cleaner" job

You should get married

 

[ABrokenMan]

I need a willing female

You should be a weather forecaster

 

[Lilith]

I can't, I'm mute

You should eat more fruits and vegetables.

 

[Lilith]

My diabolical doctor told me to stay away from fruits and vegetables.

You can't be friends with another guy. Who's that guy you just added on fb?!

 

[Jently]

He's an alien who's learning how to use earthly communication

You should learn to drive a tractor

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

I can't bear to, my dear uncle Fred once had a friend whose sister's butler's father's undertaker's brother's farmhand was nearly involved in a nasty accident with a tractor.

You should goto the shop for me.

 

[ThisModernLove]

I can't! I am illegally blind and my seeing-eye tarantula is on vacation.

You should cut your toe nails!