Well my son was being a brat and wouldn't stop messing with me so I threw a full glass of water on him inside the house. That's about as "mayhem" as it gets around here.
When was the last time you really liked yourself for something and what was it?
About five hours ago, just got back from a waterpark. FYI don't sit inside it, the jet of water that was suppose to propel the rider uphill just served to try and remove my shorts!
When was the last time you got to say those glorious words "I told you so" (even if you didn't actually say them)?
Story of my life, I rush into things and then my interest tails off quickly when it's not moving fast enough.
When was the last time you had the feeling you'd forgot something, only to remember too late that it was REALLY important like your underwear or passport?