Every time some 'bar steward' called 'Steve from Liverpool' rings me up from an Indian based call centre in an attempt to either sell me insurance or tell me that he's a Microsoft employee and my computer is in danger.
When was the last time you felt like you had overdid it?
I was last on stage when I went to Rocky Horror a couple of months ago & a number of us were taken up on stage to show off our costumes-I'd gone as the love-child of Frank & Rocky-I won a prize. I'm gonna count that.
When was the last time you had a meal cooked for you?