Pat and Mick were neighbours. They didn't get along. In fact, they despised each other. Pat was always picking on Mick, bullying him, mocking him, degrading him. One day Mick was at a local market and was intrigued by a small rusty oil lamp. He bought it, took it home and polished it up, and lo and behold a genie appeared.
"Three wishes to you for releasing me from this infernal prison my friend, but be advised, for whatever you wish, your enemy will be granted double."
Bemused, but excited, Mick quickly made his first wish for a 100 acre property containing a 10 bedroom mansion, a large tropical pool and a garage of a dozen classic sports cars.
PHWOOOSH BOOM!
And there was Mick's beautiful new mansion with the pool and garage of fancy cars. But next door, Pat was waving with glee at Mick, standing on a balcony from his new 20 bedroom mansion which sat on 200 acres that had a massive tropical paradise of a pool and a gigantic garage of two dozen classic sports cars. Mick wasn't very happy about that, but made his second wish.
"I wish to have a 100 million dollars brought to me by 100 of the most desirable and flirtatious women in the world that won't ever leave me"
PHWOOSH! BOOM!
And once again Mick's wish came to fruition and he was astoundingly joyous. But there was Pat, once again waving from his balcony, surrounded by 200 amazingly beautiful women and 200 million dollars stacked all around him.
"One more wish you have my friend. Chose wisely for your enemy will be granted double of what you ask."
So Mick made his final wish; to have his libido cut by half.
PHWOOSH! BOOM!
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