Who from ALL would you vote for as President?

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Inanimate Carbon Rod need not resort to bad sportsmanship and slander. Why vote for those who do? What will someone who is not above blatant lies do for our country? What will they teach our children? What will they tell us in order to get their way?

Vote Rod. Vote for good sportsmanship. Vote for a good influence on your children.
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[ajdass1]

VOTE FOR INANIMATE CARBON ROD

Inanimate carbon rod wears no clothes and the statistics clearly show that 100% of warmongering *********s wear clothes.

The correlation is clear and so is your duty.

VOTE ROD.

 

[Barbaloot]

BARBALOOT.
War-mongering *********.
Victorious leader.
Peace-maker.... the peace of a graveyard.
Clothes Wearer.


VOTE BARBALOOT 2012.

 

[MissGuided]

lmao Barb....I might just change my vote after that last post!

 

[Barbaloot]

Important news update: Mintymint just announced that he loves France and as President would pursue a policy of becoming BFFs with them, even going so far as to share halves of a heart shaped pendant with them. Does this disqualify him from the presidency? Only you can decide. Vote Barbaloot.

 

[mintymint]

This just in: Minty lives in Massachusetts, the cradle of freedom in the United States. Barbaloot lives in Europe. Yes, you heard me. EUROPE. She's practically European. I won't name the dirty smelly socialist snob factory of a country she lives in, because it doesn't matter. Buy American. Vote American. Vote Minty in 2012.

 

[Barbaloot]

Well, at least I don't love France!

 

[mintymint]

Yeah, but you're closer to it.

 

[Barbaloot]

ur face.

 

[ajdass1]

THIS JUST IN

Juicy sex scandal: Barb's illicit love affair with the tall, dark, handsome Argentian Anarchist, a shadowy vigilante known for dangling wealthy businessmen from power lines by their underwear - and their illegitimate love child, whose existence threatens to undermine Barbaloot's entire political campaign!

Rioters took to the streets in the Pink Powerhouse's home city last night as news of her indecencies hit the airwaves. More to come!

This news bulletin not sponsored by Inanimate Carbon Rod Campaign

P.S. Really

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Yer damn right it's not (Wary)

 

[Antihero]

Vote Rod

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Rod supports the Food Porn thread, because Rod believes no person should be denied good food. That is why every member of the Rod Administration enjoys baking and giving away brownies:

A vote for Rod is a vote for delicious, fudgy brownies.

 

[Barbaloot]

Vote for me. I do none of these things and am not evil.

 

[Felix]

The Rod is the only candidate who cares about small polar bears

VOTE ROD

 

[Badjedidude]

CITIZENS, TAKE HEED!!!

Only Other can promise you a strong, family-centered society and nation. What has become of our morals? The FAMILY is the basic unit of our website, the FAMILY is the basic unit of love and acceptance, the FAMILY will be strengthened by a vote for Other.

Please... don't leave your grandmother out in the cold.

VOTE FOR FAMILY!!! VOTE FOR OTHER!!!

 

[Barbaloot]

A strong, powerful military led by cats is my priority. Vote for me, Barbaloot. MY COUNTRY WILL HAVE CAT GENERALS.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Other campaigns promise strong family values. Rod asks, whose families do these campaigns cater to? Nuclear families with heterosexual married couples?

Rod supports the single mothers; the full-time dads; the homosexual adoptive parents of a poor orphaned girl.
A vote for Rod is a vote for ALL families. Not just some.
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[Badjedidude]

CITIZENS LEND ME YOUR EARS!!

PLEASE Don't let this soldier's doggy die! Vote for Other!!

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ALSO!!

Our new campaign t-shirts are in!! Show your pride in Other's continuing and traditional support for minorities!!

 

[Antihero]

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