Would you rather..

[Cavey]

Fat & funny.

Would you rather be a king or a peasant?

 

[Scotsman]

Fat and funny I think

Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?

 

[Edward W]

Sky dive, even though I would be petrified.

Would you rather be a king or a peasant? (Cos it got missed)

 

[Shipster0958]

King.

Would you rather be a drama queen or a drag queen?

 

[9006]

Drama.

Would you rather change your avatar each day, or keep it the same for long periods?

 

[Edward W]

Keep it the same for long periods, someone keeps hacking my account and changing it, I swear.

Would you rather see sigs or not?

 

[9006]

See them.

Would you rather own 1000 pairs of glasses or shoes?

 

[Edward W]

Don't need that many of either, so shoes - then I'll become ebay King of shoe sales!

Would you rather live in a haunted house or in a very small caravan, for a month?

 

[9006]

Haunted house!

Would you rather believe in ghosts or UFO's?

 

[Scotsman]

UFOs.

Would you rather sharks could walk on land or snakes could fly?

 

[9006]

Snakes fly.

Would you rather live with a dumb cousin that annoys you, or an old woman that annoys you too?

 

[Cavey]

Sharks could walk on land - They'd move really slow. I'm inside most of the time and they can't open doors, so I'd have a good laugh at them.

Would you rather watch fireworks or shooting stars?

 

[9006]

Shooting stars.

Would you rather visit somewhere cold or somewhere warm?

 

[Cavey]

No idea what happened here. It repeated my message again...

Somewhere warm.

Would you rather wear a jellyfish hat or hedgehog slippers?

 

[Scotsman]

Jellyfish hat. I wouldn't be surprised if that passed for fashionable in some quarters.

Would you rather have your hands glued to your face or your arse?

 

[Cavey]

Hmm. Well, I have to choose whether I want to look like I've just witnessed something shocking or am suffering from a sudden bout of diarrhoea. I'll choose the shock.

Would you rather lose or cheat?

 

[Scotsman]

Id rather lose. When you cheat you know you didn't really win so the satisfaction and sense of achievement can't exist. So you might as well come last.

Would you rather answer a question in one word, or ramble?

 

[Cavey]

Oh, I think we can all guess the answer to that one. When I was a young lad, blah de blah, pointless story.

Would you rather listen or switch off?

 

[Scotsman]

Sorry, what?

Would you rather have 3 legs or 3 arms?

 

[9006]

I HAVE got 3 legs, I'm sure you've asked this before.

Would you rather be consistent or dynamic?