Would you rather..

[Cavey]

Know. Always know.

(I was reading an article that stated that most gym users are there solely to perv on other gym users or find a hook up. That's where the question came from, but without context it appears slightly strange.)

Would you rather keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot or open it and prove it beyond all doubt?

 

[Garbageman]

Man thats kinda tough, Why not, I guess open so at least I am being honest about my idiotness.

Would you rather skip breakfast or skip lunch?

 

[ucxb]

Hmm either, but I loooove breakfast food stuff so if I had to pick I'd skip lunch hmm but I guess I could have breakfast food for lunch, I guess breakfast >>

Would you rather someone be brutally honest or sugar coat the truth

 

[Garbageman]

Brutally honest! But I wouldn't mind if they gave me a piece of candy with the honesty.

Would you rather ski or snowboard or sled?

 

[likeaspacemonkey]

Probably sled. I'd just be happy seeing some snow though, there's none of that stuff down here.

Would you rather loose an arm... or an eye? Muahahahaha... yes, I am evil!

 

[ucxb]

Maybe an arm

Would you rather water plants all day or paint a house ?

 

[Garbageman]

Definitely water plants!

Would you rather clean out a fish tank or a rodent cage?

 

[ucxb]

Hmm if the fish tank was small and if the rodent cage had only a few rodents

Would you rather have a macaw parrot or potbelly pig for a pet

 

[Garbageman]

Potbelly pig, too cute to resist.

Would you rather ride an elephant or a camel?

 

[GraceBlossom]

Elephant

Would you rather go to the South Pole or the Equator?

 

[Scotsman]

Equator I think. Getting to either pole would just be nasty.

Would you rather you continuously burped loudly or continuously farted quietly during a boardroom meeting?

 

[ucxb]

I suppose burp

Would you rather not see or hear for a day

 

[Rosebolt]

Not see.

Would you rather play a violin or harp?

 

[khaoz_ferox]

Harp.

would you rather have to fend off a horse-sized duck or fifty duck-sized horses?

 

[Rosebolt]

Horse-sized duck. Challange accepted!

Would you rather kiss a tree or a rock?

 

[Garbageman]

A tree, statistically I am less likely to have to bend down.

Would you rather be a firefighter or a cat stuck up a tree?

 

[likeaspacemonkey]

Being a cat seems cool. Plus, I get the feeling those cats climb up there just to make fun of the people who try to get them down. Like I can't jump off myself. Dumb humans! So the cat.

Would you rather have to stop drinking coffee, or beer? Me personally, I think I'd just off myself in that situation.

 

[Solivagant]

Beer, since I don't drink it anyway.

Would you rather be envied or feared?

 

[ucxb]

No fear

Would you rather smell coffee first thing in the morning or fresh baked cookies

 

[GraceBlossom]

Fresh baked cookies, coffee doesn't settle well with me :\

Would you rather eat fruit or vegetables