Would you rather..

[Joturbo]

If kids unhappy..No kids no relationship

Would you rather have a job as a New York taxi driver or a Niagara Falls pretzel shop sales person?

 

[Jently]

Haha, love your q. Jo.
Definitely pretzel shop sales person

Would you rather be a dog or a cat?

 

[Joturbo]

A dog ...I would be king of my castle but no Chappie....Just saussssages

Would you rather be a singer on a cruise ship or a red coat at butlins?

 

[Hazed]

Red coat at butlins, i'm not sure what either of those two are but im not gonna sing on a cruise ship.

Would you rather travel to rural China or rural Colombia?

 

[Joturbo]

China ..Asian women..say no more

Would you rather be known as sarcastic or grumpy

 

[user 150037]

I'd rather be known as being sarcastic. Sarcastic people can be funny to a certain extend. Grumpy people are just grumpy.

 

[Hazed]

I'll just respond to Joturbo. I'd rather be known as grumpy, makes people leave me alone.

Would you rather live in a swamp or the steppes?

 

[user 150037]

(Did I forget to add a question at the end? Oops...)

A steppe.

Would you rather be lost in a scorching desert or a freezing glacier?

 

[Jessicat]

Scorching desert, at least I could be naked. 

Would you rather date someone you love or someone that loves you?

 

[user 130057]

If it's not both, then I'm not interested. I've been single now for 12 years and I am quite happy to remain that way unless something amazing happens. I suppose if I had to choose one, then I'd opt for the former - I'm quite used to suffering, so I'd rather spare the other person the pain of their love being unrequited.

Would you rather have loved and lost or never have loved at all?

 

[user 150037]

The first one.

Would you rather appear in comedy or horror?

 

[Hazed]

Horror!

Would you rather risk pursuit or be safe at a distance?

 

[Danielle]

Safe at a distance

Would you rather a big lunch or something light?

 

[Jently]

Light lunch, big dinner

Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas or New Year?

 

[user 150037]

New Year.

Would you rather be a drummer or a guitarist?

 

[Jessicat]

Guitar!  

Would you rather be a snake or a crow?

 

[Hazed]

Crow of course.

Would you rather go back to bed or go back to bed?

 

[Jessicat]

Go back to bed! 
Such a hard choice.

Would you rather be a robot or a ghost?

 

[user 150037]

A ghost. Then I'd be eternal. Forever haunting all of those who have ever pissed me off.

Would you rather fight Dracula or Frankenstein's monster?

 

[Jessicat]

Dracula for sure. Always had a thing for blood suckers.

Would you rather be Captain America or Thor?