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I'm thinking what am I doing back on this forum?

This morning I **** in a bag and deposited the content in a grassy area up the street from where I live. I did this because there's a guy who throws his dog **** into my garden (in a bag) every so often, and he plays with his dogs in the grassy area up the street. So if I have to pick his dog...

I hate Star Trek. But hey, welcome to the forum! It takes all sorts, and the more and diverse the merrier at this time of year.

I'm out of bed? How did this happen?

How do you get a hyperactive cat to calm the **** down?

Obviously a lot of philosophical and self introspective thought went into this. I think I follow you, but can't be entirely certain.

No.

I'm nine years older since I posted this thread and have realised the error of my ways. I no longer erect a protective psychological barrier against phony people, I grow high hedges and build walls with real bricks and mortar. Ask my phony neighbours.

Everything is not fine. Most of the time very few things are fine. Some days I struggle to say "I'm fine". Welcome to the forum anyow.

Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches with mayo made me smile this morning. Sorry, I tried pescetarianism, vegetarianism and veganism and it didn't work out. I became anaemic. Today is the first time I've had bacon in approximately 3 years. I didn't know it was possible to smile with your mouth full.

I don't have any family. I'm a chronic loner, social recluse and a misanthrope who has been alone for many years. I find that whilst these sites are great for offloading your thoughts and receiving some feedback, the only real and important person in your life is you. Your father, brother etc...

I've done a lot of crazy things. Where do I start? You really don't want to know about half the sh*t I've got up to over the years.

It was so good in fact, I'm going to have a perfect 10 minute Christmas dinner every Sunday!

Okay, so my oven door got broken and had to be removed about 3 months ago, and I haven't been able to find a replacement, as the oven model is out of production, so I've been cooking all of my meals on a George Foreman health grill, and to great results. A week before Christmas day I thought...

When you're with animals you're not alone. Animals are the best people; they are honest, innocent, sweet, naturally loving and affectionate, and much better company than humans, who by and large, are disingenuous, duplicitous, contrived and not nice people. Love the pussy-cats and doggies; they...

I realised that virtually everyone around me was a phony many years ago. I became a misanthrope and wrote this. You might agree with it: http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Am-A-Misanthrope/1794304

Oh man, you sound like an alcoholic who hasn't had a very nice time in life. My childhood wasn't idyllic either. In fact, I've been through a lot, and I did for a time resort to alcohol to cope in my late 20s and early 30s. Don't do it to yourself is all I can say. It's a self defeating coping...

I usually go for a drive or a walk, and then immerse myself on the internet and catch up on books I haven't finished reading. Also, the TV is pretty damn good at this time of year.

Great post. Couldn't have put it better myself.

"Cloth based smiling doorstop type cats" are not the genuine article though. Invest in a real cat, stroke the little fella, and listen to it purr. My cat's a great little companion. Some people don't like cats, I love my cat as much as I loved my Labrador dog.