Let's Have A Look At Our Story So Far....
It all began long long ago at Tim Horton's ordering a coffee and a 175 donuts with paramedics nearby drinking White Russians and soliciting prostitutes with counterfeit money stolen from the nun's coffee can after mother superior passed out drunk wearing a bikini made of rubber and oddly transparent yet quite erotic.
Then and then a circus clown decided midget clowns were getting pissed drinking cheap wine while playing with Kentucky Fried Chicken and french fries suddenly became alarmed in the bathroom because they heard a hissing sound from the toilet and turned to grab the plunger from the bedroom in the basement
Near the hostages who were toking and giggling incessantly and getting hungry but still couldn't decide on what to do next so they decided to clean after this experience and open a new bank account and experienced Deja-Vu because there was one thing wrong that the camera would focus on something very unusual a penguin wearing a magnificent dress made of wax with shiny sequins and red lace and blue herrings along with sandals and a thong holding a sling shot made of bone while there is a growling tiger.
Between his legs that bit his index finger off while he was drinking some tea and eating a big ass burrito and thinking about banging a hooker while he was watching soap operas while making a urologist appointment because the burning was bad when someone played "Evita" while dancing about with shaved goats meanwhile in a travelling gypsy caravan a mysterious woman was gving awards for fortune telling and television repair when just then the house collapsed.
Killing a woman and the mouse in her pocket transformed into a naked circus clown with dumbo ears started skipping wildly while loudly singing "I feel pretty it wasn't pretty! but it invited clouds of locusts swarming around his giant green feet covered in blisters that were leaking toxic green slime with pungent aroma destroying surrounding vegetation killing innocent wildlife in just minutes yet they danced the safety dance called the Macarena then shot
Themselves with rubber bullets filled with Kool-aid and Jack daniels then they sang Achy Breaky heart gyrating their hips to the rhythm of the night the fortune tellers broke the code and proceeded to melt the chocolate with a match and a spittoon made of gold and shrimp eggrolls that were poison and could breakdance on the moon for extra money for college money to buy beer and candy cigarettes to look cool as LoneKiller is selling raffle tickets for a used ******* is bad because you never know what's in store when you cheat a go fish showing you as a bad loser like Andy dick
The failed detective was completely clueless about who murdered his pet shark known as fluffy who eats donuts in the afterlife while drinking vodka through a straw made of bamboo cutting the cheese which resulted in bursts of sunflowers with blue leaves and popcorn kernels that Ak5 stole my plastic unicorn I to destroy everything within 50 miles in a nasty black mushroom cloud that smelled like old sourdough bread buttered with mud and topped with pink grapefruit slices garnished with truffles laced with arsenic and given to the UPS man who was late delivering pipe bombs up the ass of stuffed toys that belong to Bart's sister
Lisa and Homer too to destroy ratings on American Idol and gave Simon a big smile and a kiss with wandering tongue and tightly clincheng their but cheeks and pissing off the local police with jealous rage he took his money and ran to the place where wealthy people sun bathe nude in the winter near lake holes with a martini being waited on by Shania Twain and Jimi Hendrix who was high as a vampire with flase teeth and a toupe made of yarn