The other night I had a dream. Me and a friend were following around this guy wearing a pair of assless chaps. We were having a debate about whether the guy knew his chaps were assless and whether we should inform him of this fact. This went on for quite awhile. I woke up before I got to see how it all panned out.
This morning I helped me mom feed the cats. The procedure for one of the cats is:
1. Place food bowl on the stairs, 3rd one up, left side, near the wall.
2. Pick cat up.
3. Place cat in front of food bowl.
4. Stroke her until she starts to eat.
IT'S IMPORTANT YOU GET THIS RIGHT IT'S YOUR ONLY JOB