I had a dream that a very large cockroach was crawling on my shirt and toward my face. I ended up slapping myself in the face, both in the dream and in real life, so now I am awake and cannot fall back asleep.
My husband has a really bad habit of seeming awake but being still completely in dream mode. Last night when I went to bed he asked "what's with all the nakedness?" and I asked "what do you mean?" and he replied "you are using it to get political support!" then I was asked "what are you talking about?" and he said "they're giving you a camping spot because of it" - I loled a lot.