Ban the person above you

[TheLoadedDog]

Dammit, I only played a minor demon. God would have had me pass the old (in Commonwealtlh countries) death penalty.

**Dons black cap**

"You shall be taken from this place unto another place. You shall be hanged by your neck until you be dead dead dead."


That'll do.

 

[user 108508]

Bringing the ban hammer out as I am pretty sure there is a lady tied to the tracks in TheLoadedDog's siggy pic.

 

[Volt]

Banning MissGuided for hitting people with hammers.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is outta here for hating on my method of peace-keeping.

 

[user 130057]

I ban MissG for leaving the forum for over a year... um... ****... I didn't think this through

 

[user 108508]

^LMAO!

I have to lay the ban hammer down on Cavey for knowing just how long I was gone.

 

[user 139760]

BAN on Miss Guided at 3:20 of the first period for unecessary roughness.

And may God have mercy upon her soul. ;-)

 

[user 130057]

Will you permit me to be juvenile for just this one message? I'll take the silence as your tacit approval...

I ban Richard for being a bit of a 'Dick'. See what I did there? Please don't punch me

 

[Volt]

Banning Cavey for being juvenile.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is banned for never finishing his work. Seems like your annual performance review might suffer....

 

[MisterLonely]

MissGuided is banned for purposefully trying to invert my penis!

 

[user 108508]

^omg LMAO! Anyone not frequenting the chat room will REALLY read into that!

MisterLonely is banned for lack of a penis guard to weather yarn and makeup discussion. Furthermore, he is fined a 1000-word essay on the importance of nail color coordination in accordance with seasonal trends. Due by Monday.

 

[Volt]

Banning MissGuided for not giving more context.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is banned for not being able to read between the lines.

 

[MisterLonely]

MissGuided is banned for acting like a strict schoolmistress instead of a cookie mistress

 

[Volt]

Banning MisterLonely for banning a strict schoolmistress in spandex.

 

[user 108508]

^lmfao

Banning Volt for...damn, I'm out. The ban hammer shows mercy.

 

[Volt]

Inviting MissGuided over for coffee.

 

[user 108508]

On my way with coffee cake, too.

I ban myself for not finding another reason to ban Volt yet.

 

[Volt]

I ban you all the way to my place.

Some reasons to help you out: lazy, not getting work done, sociopathic, self centered, i wear a green shirt, no socks. I don't drink coffee.