Ban the person above you

[user 108508]

Richard_39 is banned for saturating the thread with his rebellious nature and thumbing his nose at order.

 

[user 139760]

Banning MissGuided for having such an adorable nose to thumb at ;-)

 

[user 108508]

Omg, Richard_39 is SO banned for peeking through my window!

 

[Volt]

Missy is banned for banning a peeker.

 

[user 108508]

Banning Volt and Richard for not showing more peek initiative. C’mon dudes, get it together.

 

[Volt]

Banning the Guided for being bossy.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is banned for not embracing my gently bossy side.

 

[Volt]

MissGuided is banned for not seeing through me.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is banned for goading me into banning him so he can pretend to object to the punishment. But, he really craves it.

 

[user 139760]

Banning Guided and Volt for making me have to think of original banning reasons.

 

[user 108508]

Richard_39 is super banned for STILL not coming up with one.

 

[Volt]

Banning MissGuided for not reading me correctly and being one step behind.

 

[user 139760]

Banning Volt for being one step in front

 

[Volt]

Banning Richard for being too good a human.

 

[user 139760]

Banning Volt for having too high opinions of other people ;-)

 

[user 108508]

Richard_39 is banned for suckering the people into buying half-assed baby powder.

 

[Volt]

MissGuided is banned for being stuck on that ******* baby powder.

 

[user 108508]

Volt is banned cuz he thinks I don’t know that he is in cahoots with Richard_39 to thwart my takeover campaign. Not today, Satan. Not today.

 

[user 139760]

MissGuided banned for consumming too much of the product!

 

[Volt]

Banning Richard because this is a triad clusterfuck.