LAYETH THE BANHAMMER UPON THIS PEASANT!
For the heinous crime of false titles! 9006, on this day, doth claim to be a professional without a prefix, thus declaring they are a professional in everything, or nothing. Both is classed under the Grebgov Codex on law as misinformation to gain a status otherwise underserving, and thus, the banhammer laid upon 9006 this day is true and just, as all law should be.