Ban the person above you

[Greb]

THIS MAN IS BANNING SCOTSMAN for making "home is where the heart is" make a little more sense.

 

[Scotsman]

Banning Greb for his incessant flirting.

 

[Greb]

Banned Scotsman for not realising I'm only pushing him in the mud out of affection. Idiot <3

 

[Scotsman]

Banning Greb for mistaking my emotional fragility for idiocy. And for rejecting my turtle.

 

[Greb]

By a court of law, Scotsman is hereby banned for five consecutive life sentences - and hereby I shall declare upon death, Scotsman will be resuscitated four more times and each time read this declaration before a swift final death - that he is banned on one large account of possession with intent to consume with life-long crush using a sharpened fork and cheese-grater, one turtle.

Also for jaywalking.

 

[Scotsman]

Banned for not putting such an imagination to good use, creative use. And for not realising I'm already dead.

 

[Greb]

Banned for..I'll think of something later. I'm too busy varnishing my clothes right now to care!

Banned for being a ghost but breaking the PHYSICAL CONTACT WHEN NOT IN CORPOREAL FORM rule.

Banned for using his silver tongue and compliment library on worthless specimen like THIS MAN RIGHT HERE.

 

[Scotsman]

Banned for making me have to look up the word 'corporeal' despite its self explanatory nature.

 

[Greb]

Banned Scotsman for believing that Nessie is the biggest con in the wurld, but 'tis good for business.

 

[Scotsman]

Ban Greb for seeing through how us Scots mug off gullible tourists with promise of a big necked, hose like, water dwelling creatures. And for not realising that Nessie is my mommy.

 

[9006]

Ban Scotsman for obsessing over the games section.

 

[Scotsman]

Ban 9006 for having a valid point.

 

[Rosebolt]

I ban Scotsman for thinking he posts too much!

 

[9006]

Ban Rosebolt for "loving" everyone.

 

[Rosebolt]

I ban Mike for not feeling the love!

 

[9006]

Ban Rosebolt for sending virtual love.

 

[BrokenInside]

Ban Mikey for not returning love.

 

[9006]

Ban Broken for forcing love out of people.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Ban Mike? Uh.. for.. being down a lot lately? *hugs*

 

[Rosebolt]

Banning Lady for kicking Mike when he's down.